"An automatic garage door opener makes you feel like... you're working in a futuristic wonder world."
@SimpsonsTriviaAndQuotes in June 2021
"You want to know what I see, Kent? I see a slow news day with nothing to fill it!" "Arnie, you're supposed to be filming people coping with the loss of their church." "And how am I supposed to do that? Do I have a magic lens that can see into people's souls? Well, yours would be black, Kent! Black as the ace of spades!"
Daily Tipped Question #132 Question: Which race of super beings does Kent worship after he sees them take over the space shuttle Homer is on?
"The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over-- conquered, if you will-- by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen... or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: There is no stopping them. The ants will soon be here."
"Agreed. Number two: The jury will be chosen by me." "Agreed. No, wait!" "Silence! I give you the jury of the damned! Benedict Arnold. Lizzie Borden. Richard Nixon." "But I'm not dead yet. In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook." "Hey, listen, I did a favor for you." "Yes, master."
Daily Tipped Question #133 Question: Which jazz musician died in The Simpsons?
“Thank God it's Friday. “ “Hello. ... Hello?”
Daily Tipped Question #134 Question: How many fingers do Simpsons’ characters (excluding God and Jesus) have?
"Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying, "Shoot 'em all, and let God sort 'em out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, let's never speak of him again."
"Hey, I invented divorce! How did you get half of everything?" "You should've invented the pre-nup. And now half of your kingdom, please." "I get Ireland?"
Daily Tipped Question #135 Question: Which lawyer in Springfield is actually good at his job? (Not Lionel Hutz!)
Daily Tipped Question #136 Question: Which military brigade did Abraham Simpson serve in?
"Please." "No." "Please." "No." "Please." "No."
Daily Tipped Question #137 Question: Why does Mr Burns go bankrupt?
“Hello, Mr. Halper. I'm calling from Money Bank Credit Services Department. I was wondering if you had a chance to read the threatening letter we sent you. Uh-- Because you sound like a mature, responsible person... who wouldn't want an unpaid credit card bill... to spoil all his hopes and dreams for the future-- dreams such as home ownership, boat ownership and event attendance.”
"Homer, did you barricade the door?" "Why? Oh, the zombies. No."
Daily Tipped Question #138 Question: What was Bart’s alias when he ordered Laddie?
An official version of Duff beer, Homer's favorite brew, is sold in three variations near The Simpsons Ride at Universal Studios.
Daily Tipped Question #139 Question: What were Duffman's children called?
"Wow! Can I see your club?" "It's called a baton, son." "What's it for?" "We club people with it."
Daily Tipped Question #140 Question: Which mobster does Apu hire to give him a fake US identity?
Well, apparently .gif is no longer supported by this website. Hopefully the noise.cash account sees this post and changes that, but if not, I guess I'll have to work some stuff out and change stuff here
“Well, it’s 1am. Better go home and spend some time with the kids.”
Daily Tipped Question #141 Question: Why did Bart not get the role of Fallout Boy?
"And to protect Mother Earth, each copy contains a certain percentage of recycled paper." "What percent is that?" "Zero ... Zero's a percent."
The Simpsons is the longest running primetime comedy series. It is also the longest running primetime animated series in US history. Pretty interesting huh?
Daily Tipped Question #142 Question: Who gave Lisa her Pearl necklace?
"Willie hears ya. Willie don't care."
Daily Tipped Question #143 Question: Who ruined Scotland according to Willie?
"First you didn't want the pony. Now you want me to take it back. Make up your mind."
Daily Tipped Question #144 Question: Which of the Simpsons has the highest IQ?
"Hey, Bart. How's your arm?" "It's all right. I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do?"
Daily Tipped Question #145 Question: What were Paul McCartney’s terms for appearing on the Simpsons?
"I am the god Ganesh! This wedding angers me! All will die unless it is stopped."
"Can I have money to buy Bart a birthday present?" "Money." "Dad, this is $110." "Oh, Sorry."
Daily Tipped Question #146 Question: Which religion does Apu follow?
"Bad cops, bad cops Bad cops, bad cops bad cops, bad cops bad cops, bad cops springfield cops are on the take but what do you expect for the money we make"
Daily Tipped Question #147 Question: What counterfeit piece of clothing do the police department confiscate for their own use after raiding a garage full of them?
Daily Tipped Question #148 Question: Why can Scotty not reach the control panel to fire back at the Klingons?
With regards to the last question, it is not because his arm is too short, keep trying
"Bash their butts!" "Kick their shins!" "Kill the dorks! Bash their butts!" "Run away!"
Daily Tipped Question #149 Question: Which Simpsons episode was based upon the novel, “Lord of the Flies”?
"Now, our game shows are a little different from yours. Your shows reward knowledge. We punish ignorance." "Ignor-- What?" "Okay, let's begin. Our categories are: "ow. That hurts." "Why are you doing this to me?""
Daily Tipped Question #150 Question: Why did the Simpsons have to participate in a Japanese game show?
"The French government wants to give me the Legion of Honor? Where do I receive this prestigious award? Izzy's deli, 1:00. Thank you, Monsieur President." "Au revoir."
Daily Tipped Question #151 Question: Which mob group does Krusty get in trouble with repeatedly?
"Nice p.j.'s, Simpson. Did your mommy buy 'em for ya?" "Of course she did. Who else would have?" "All right, Simpson. You win this round."
Daily Tipped Question #152 Question: What are the 4 bullies of Springfield called? For example, first one is called Jimbo
"Our next budget item, $12 for doorknob repair." "Nay!" "Recharge fire extinguishers. This is a free service of the fire department." "Nay!"
Daily Tipped Question #153 Question: What other series did Matt Groening write set in the 30th Century?