@SimpsonsTriviaAndQuotes in March 2021

"Thanks to modern editing techniques, we can use existing footage to complete the film without Milhouse. Watch." "Looks like we're in trouble, Fallout Boy." "Jiminy jillickers, Radioactive Man!" "We'll have to fight our way out. Are you ready?"

"Now let's look at the crew a little." "They're a colorful bunch. They've been dubbed the Three Musketeers." "And we laugh legitimately. There's a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician and a statistician." "Make it stop!" "No, not another boring space launch. Change the channel! Change the channel!"

"I need the biggest seed bell you have. No, that's too big."

"Hey, what are you doing?" "This is a pretzel town, pretty boy."

Daily Tipped Question #54 Jackpot: 16 cents Question: Who did Homer hire to make sure Marge’s pretzel business was unrivalled in, “The Twisted World of Marge Simpson”?

“Are you sure the children will get enough nutrition from these pretzels?” “Yes, I am sure. Sure as sure can be.” “Oh, my God. What happened to your fingers?” “Boating accident.” “I believe it was a "boaking" accident. I have to go now.”

"Well, let's get out the old stock ticker and have a look. Here's where I stopped checking it last time. September, 1929. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Smithers, why didn't you tell me about this market crash?"

"No. The bank put Lenny in charge." "Uh, attention, everybody. Uh-- Oh-- Work harder. Bye."

"My first dollar! Thanks to you, Lisa-- and our hemp-smoking friend. Shine on, you crazy diamond." "Sounds like somebody's living in the past. Contemporize, man!"

(GUNSHOTS) (GROANING) "Frankie the Squealer, why won't you die?" "Ugh! If I knew, I'd tell you, I swear. I'd better call my wife, tell her I'll be late."

Daily Tipped Question #55 Jackpot: 16 cents Question: What was the “evil” company in the Simpsons Movie called?

"If Marge isn't happy, I'm not happy, and if I'm not happy, Moe is very happy. But for once, this isn't about Moe."

"Except for Flanders. He was mysteriously called out of town." "I got your letter, Jesus, and I'm coming as fast as I can."

"The last time those meteors came... we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed it on the Irish. We hanged more than a few."

Daily Tipped Question #56 Jackpot: 20 cents Question: Who was Homer's secretary in the episode, "Simpson and Delilah"?

"Smithers! It's an Emergency! Maroon alert, or even Vermilion!"

"Nelson steals a hood ornament, and now he's king of the school. All that's left for me is to become the biggest drunk this town's ever seen." "Talkin' won't get you there."

"Hey, everybody. Look at this. It's that boy who laughs at everyone. Let's laugh at him." "Ha-ha!" "Wave to the people. Blow them kisses."

"Ah, my old Squishee machine. And my scum bucket with flies. And a hot-check list."

"You may ask me three questions." "That's great, because all I need is one." "Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?" "Yes." "Really?" "Yes." "You?" "Yes. I hope this has been enlightening for you." "But I must--" "Thank you. Come again." "But--" "Thank you. Come again."

"Oh! Fired after all these years of loyal service. I don't want to live anymore! Oh!" "Give me that wiener!" "No! I don't want to live, sir!" "Give me that wiener! No, Apu! It's not worth it!"

Daily Tipped Question #57 Jackpot: 24 cents Question: How many spikes does Lisa have in her hair?

"Mr. Burns's reign of terror is over!" "Yay!" "And today begins my reign of ter-" "Huh?" "...riffic management!" "Oh!" "I thought he was gonna say "terror."" "Oh, I didnt think he was going that way."

"Talk about your runaway government!"

"Hey, Dad. You said you were gonna play catch with me tonight." "Well, I have to work But give the monitor a kiss." "I don't want to do that." "Come on, boy You 're not too old to kiss your daddy's monitor."

Daily Tipped Question #58 Jackpot: 24 cents Question: What was Matt Groening’s dad called?

“"Guess who likes you."” “Milhouse, I'm so sorry.” “He can't hear you now. We had to pack his ears with gauze.”

Daily Tipped Question #59 Jackpot: 24 cents Question: What was Maggie Simpson’s first word?

“Krusty! Krusty, say something funny.” “Oh, gee, a joke, huh? Um... uh... funny... Okay, this guy walks into a bar... and takes out a tiny piano and a 12-inch pianist... Oh, no, wait. I can't tell that one!”

Daily Tipped Question #60 Jackpot: 40 cents Question: Who is this character?

“Bravissimo, Luigi. Bring us your finest bottle of vino.” “Hey, you trust Luigi. He knows what for to make-a really nice the amore.” “Monty, I've never been to a more romantic restaurant.” “Hey, Salvatore, break out the cheap hooch... for Mr. No tip and the dried-up zombie he's-a captured”

Daily Tipped Question #61 Jackpot: 24 cents Question: Who is this character?

"Gentlemen, I have found the final member of our cabal." "Count Fudgeula? I thought you wanted to get off the stuff." "I'm a monster. Don't look at me." "Homer, we need you to help us smuggle in sugar from south of the border." "Oh, you mean Tennessee?" "No, the island of San Glucose."

"Whoa, Otto man ! You work here ?" "Oh, yeah. During the day, all my friends are in school. So I got a job as a certified bloodletting tech dude !" "Now, let's get the show on the road." "Okay. Let me wash up."

Daily Tipped Question #62 Jackpot: 16 cents Question: Who is this?

“That sucked!” “I can't believe The Gathering Shadow was senate redistricting.” “Worst Cosmic Wars ever! I will only see it three more times today.”

Daily Tipped Question #63 Jackpot: 16 cents Question: What main profession does Otto do in the Simpsons?

“Okay. Baldy boy hits wire, head comes off, L'il Bandit rolls to a gentle stop. Everybody wins.”

Daily Tipped Question #64 Jackpot: 16 cents Question: What main Springfield criminal is named after a species of reptile?

“I see.” “La-la-la-la la-la-la la-la, la-la la-la, la-la-la La-la, la-la-la la-la, la-la” “Dad, can we talk to Grampa alone for a minute?” “All right. But if he starts to wig out, try to lure him into the cellar.”

"Hello, son. I was on my way home from work and thought I'd drop by." "Oh. You have a job?" "They pay me $800 a week to tell a cat and mouse what to do!"

"Well, listen. I better get back to work. They're finally paying me for this. Oh, yeah!"

Daily Tipped Question #65 Jackpot: 24 cents Question: Complete this sentence - “There was nothing in Al Capone’s Vault, ___ __ _____ _______ _____!”

“Lord, could you come up with a delicious new taste treat like he did? I command you.” “Hey, watch it! Aah!” “Oh, fudge!” “Ooh!”

"I found... a penny! Could this be the best day of my life? Looks like we have a new champion."

Daily Tipped Question #66 Jackpot: 16 cents Question: How much do the Germans buy the Nuclear Plant for in "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"?

“Honey, the door blew shut.”

Daily Tipped Question #67 Jackpot: 24 cents Question: Who did the police firstly accuse of shooting Mr Burns?

"Welcome to the Electric Car of the Future, sponsored by the Gasoline Producers of America." "Hello. I'm an electric car. I can't go very fast or very far."

Daily Tipped Question #67 Jackpot: 8 cents (no consolation, sorry I’ve used all my tips) Question: How much does the “Itchy and Scratchy Movie” ticket cost in the future for Homer?

Daily Tipped Question #68 Jackpot: 8 cents Question: Who is this?

“And now I want you to meet the guy... who's gonna help bring Moe's into the 20th century.” “I am Formico, the dean of design.” “Hi, Formico.” “Uh-uh-uh. My name must never be spoken.”

Daily Tipped Question #69 Jackpot: 16 cents Question: What is Moe’s last name?

Daily Tipped Question #70 Jackpot: 8 cents Question: Who were the singers in the band, “The B Sharps”? EDIT: What characters

“So, uh, where are you staying tonight, Homer ?” “Motel, I guess.” “Oh, no. No pal of mine is gonna stay... in some dingy flophouse. Ah. If you get hungry in the middle of the night, there's an open beer in the fridge.” “Look, Barney. See the row of tiny lights up there ?”

Daily Tipped Question #71 Jackpot: 16 cents Question: What type of acid did Bart get in a Shelbyvillian’s eye in “Lemon of Troy”?

“Gentlemen, I give you Britannia! Gambling with all the glitz and glamour of the British Isles. Best of all, the waitresses and showgirls are all real Brits. Fresh from the streets of Sussex they are!” “Freshen your drink, governor?” “Get out.”

“I'll need three ships and 50 stout men. We'll sail round the horn and return with spices and silk, the likes of which ye have never seen.” “We're building a casino!” “Arr. Can you give me five minutes?”

Daily Tipped Question #72 Jackpot: 16 cents Question: Who is this?

Daily Tipped Question #73 Jackpot: 24 cents Question: What was the Simpsons’ Nanny called in “Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious”?

Daily Tipped Question #74 Jackpot: 8 cents Question: Who is this?

"This is really remarkable. Here we have a man with an obvious eating disorder, and a woman with a bizarre hairstyle-- I'm sure worn only for shock value."

Daily Tipped Question #75 Jackpot: 16 cents Question: Which movie was Bart banned from watching when he continuously broke rules?

"Yes? Are you a new applicant?" "Actually, I quit, and I came to get my job back." "Through there!" "So, come crawling back, eh?"

Daily Tipped Question #76 Jackpot: 16 cents Question: What is Lisa’s IQ?

"Even Christian videos with talking vegetables." "Mighty Yamses, we are weary of building your food pyramid. Let my pickles go!" "Mmm! Moses."

"Well, what I did was I... (WHISPERING)" "(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) What are you? You're like a monster! That's like the worst thing I've ever heard anybody do to anybody! You should be drinking watered-down beer in a chipped glass on a stool with a nail sticking up out of it! You know what?"

Daily Tipped Question #77 Jackpot: 24 cents Question: Who is revealed to be the smartest Simpson in “Smart and Smarter”?

"Flanders, I thought I was your plowman." "Uh, Homer, why don't you plow it again?" "Forget it, pal. I don't need your phony-baloney job. I'll take your money, but I'm not gonna plow your driveway."

"You know, I pride myself on being a good host, so I'm obliged to offer you a beer, but I'm so darn mad it's gonna be mostly head."

Daily Tipped Question #78 Jackpot: 16 cents Question: What did Homer dare Bart to do at the start of the Simpsons Movie?

Daily Tipped Question #79 Jackpot: 16 cents Question: Who is the infamously terrible lawyer in Springfield?

Daily Tipped Question #80 Jackpot: 8 cents Question: Where was the lemon tree taken to after it was stolen in, “Lemon of Troy”?

"I admit I used the city treasury to fund the murder of my enemies. But as Gabbo would say, "I'm a bad widdle boy.""