"No, Lisa. The only monster here is the gambling monster... that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor! And it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!"
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"Hey, I know you. You're my mechanic- Junior." "Frank Grimes, Jr." "Frank... Grimes?" "Dont you remember? Your apelike incompetence drove my father insane."
"Hey, Homer, ain't that your kid on TV?" "What are you lookin' at?" ""What are you looking at?" The innocent words of a drunken child."
"Why don't we take a vacation and get away from that song for a while?" "Well, I guess we could afford one nice trip." "I still think you should've left that at the motel." "What? It said "take one.""
Daily Tipped Question #26 Jackpot: 5 cents Question: What is "Bart" an anagram for?
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"Pally, this doesn't cost money. It makes money. You make the payments by plowing driveways on the side." "Well, I really should discuss this with my wife." "Your wife?" "What, you think I'm gonna buy a $20,000 truck just because you make that noise?" "I'll take it!"
"I can't believe you bought that plow. We can't afford it." "If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things." "Good." "Fine. I'll never ever do another stupid thing. Good night." "Oh, Homie. Didn't that hurt?" "No."
“Go away.” “If you do not open the door, Mr. Simpson, I cannot give you your... special delivery. Here's your special delivery.” “Thanks.” “That's for keepin' me waiting!”
"Yeah, hi. I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson." "That's me!" "Don't write no more letters to Mr. Sinatra." "I've got a special delivery for Homer Simpson." "Uh, that's me." "Stop stealing golf balls from the driving range."
"Yeah, "groovy.""
"We're not prisoners anymore. We're free! We can go anywhere we want. I'm cold and frightened."
Daily Tipped Question #27 Question: "When Barney and Homer decide to join forces with their snowploughing firms at the end of"Mr Plow", what stops them from doing so?" Good luck
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"Aw, geez! Milhouse, how could you let this happen? You were supposed to be the night watchman." "I was watching. I saw the whole thing. First it started falling over, and then it fell over."
“Oh! 225? That means I lost weight!” “Homer. You're, uh, on the towel rack.” “Whoo-hoo! Four more pounds, and my dream comes true. Working at home.”
“Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying, "Shoot 'em all, and let God sort 'em out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, let's never speak of him again.”
"I wonder what my life would be like if I robbed the Kwik-E-Mart. I'll do it. I'll rob the Kwik-E-Mart!"
"Coming soon, it's Truckasaurus: The Movie, starring Marlon Brando as the voice of john Truckasaurus." "You crazy car. I don't know whether... to eat you or kiss you." "Celebrity voice impersonated."
Daily tipped question later today is going to have a 2.4 cent tip for the first 20 participants (if that is how many come) as I have a bunch of free tips to give :)
Daily Tipped Question #28 First 20 correct answers get 2.4 cents Question: "What food does Homer try and offer the idol of Ganesh in the Kwik E Mart?" All current answers are wrong, check S4 E3 for a hint Hint: P_ _ _ _ T S
It is not donuts or spoiled meat, everyone has got it wrong so far! Try again all! Hint: P _ _ _ _ T S
"R, Q, G. Question mark. Smiley face." "Next. Wait a minute."
"Mr. Burns, I'm afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything." "You mean, I have pneumonia?" "Yes." "Juvenile diabetes?" "Yes." "Hysterical pregnancy?" "Uh, a little bit, yes. You also have several diseases that have just been discovered-- in you."
“Well, I know it's absurd, but I dreamed the bogeyman was after me, and he's hiding--“ “Bogeyman! You nail the windows shut. I'll get the gun. Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a bogeyman or bogeymen in the house.”
"So you see, old people aren't so useless after all. Malloy's old, and he outsmarted the lot of you. And I'm even older, and I outsmarted him!" "Shut up." "I've had my moment."
"My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!"
"All right! Free laserium. All the colors of the 'bow, man."
"This contest is over. Give that man the $10,000." "This isn't America's Funniest Home Videos." "But the ball-- his groin-- It works at so many levels. Roll it again."
"Now, to the plant! We'll take the Spruce Moose! Hop in!" "But, sir--" "I said hop in."
"Well, as you can see, when the burglar trips the alarm, the house raises from its foundations... and runs down the street and around the corner to safety." "Well, the real humans won't, uh, burn quite so fast in there." "Aye!"
Daily Tipped Question #29 Jackpot: 24 cents Question: “Where does Mr Snrub come from?”
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"Simple villagers, I promise you. I will close plants in America and bring work here!" "Viva Senor Burns!" "Viva! Viva!" "Whoa! Whoa!" "We did 20 takes, and that was the best one."
"I'll give you three crayons and my milk." "It's a good offer. I advise you to take it." "Mmm." "Make that a chocolate milk and you got a deal." "I'm walking away."
"now I know my abc's won't you come and play with me?" "Flawless." "We also would've accepted "Tell me what you think of me."" "Well, I guess you're free to-- " "Give him the Breathalyzer!" "Huh?" "You're under arrest." "D'oh!" "Think you can get this car home?"
""Oh, I'll stop sucking... later." Come here. Give me your hand. It's okay." "Whoa! Thank you, teacher!"
Daily Tipped Question #30 Jackpot: 5 cents Question: “Who was Mr Smithers partnered with on the team building exercise up Mount Useful in the episode, “Mountain of Madness”?” Good luck
“No kidding” “Big "T," huh?” “Well, I guess I'll be going to my home now... and sleep.” “Yeah, me too. I will also go home... for sleep.”
“The preceding program contained scenes of extreme violence... and should not have been viewed by young children.“
Daily Tipped Question #31 Jackpot: 8 cents Question: “Who was originally Lisa’s best friend?”
“Hmm.“ “Mrs. Simpson! You did not pay for this bottle of Colonel Kwik-E-Mart's Kentucky Bourbon”
“All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says Capricorn... and something with coconut on it.”
"I thought you were dead." "I thought you were dead." "Well, dang blast it! Isn't anybody in this dad-gummed cemetery dead?" "I didn't want to cause a fuss, but now that you mention it."
Daily Tipped Question #32 Jackpot: 16 cents Question: In the episode, “Homer’s Barbershop Quartet”, what is Apu’s surname changed to due to his current one being too foreign? Good luck
"Well, where do I twist this thing to make funny patterns?" "Dad, that's a kaleidoscope." "You may be a smart kid, Lisa... but you dont know much about not hurting people's feelings."
"Oh, Lisa, stop pining for your saxophone. I got you another instrument." "What, this jug?" "Hee-hee! Whee! Whoa-ho-ho!"
"So, Homer, please feel free to tell us anything. There's no judgment here." "The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers." "I cast thee out!"
Daily Tipped Question #33 Jackpot: 8 cents Question: What is Reverand Lovejoy's first name?
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"The Leader is good. The Leader is great. We surrender our will as of this date." "The Leader is good. The Leader is great. We surrender our will as of this date."
“To shut them down now would be twisted” “We just heard this place existed”
"Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na leader Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na leader" "Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na leader Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na leader leader, leader" "Batman i mean-- Leader. I love the Leader"
"The reason we're not allowed in the forbidden barn... is because there is no intergalactic spaceship. He's taken our money just so he can... build one hell of a spaceship!"
"Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open... and feast on the goo inside?" "Yes, I would, Kent."
"That's the joke." "You suck, McBain!"
Daily Tipped Question #34 Jackpot: 8 cents Question: What is the Villian’s name in the film “McBain”? Hint: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BzjfrdcN1Z8
"I'm gonna slip out." "You're free to leave whenever you want, but would you mind telling us why?" "Oh, I just didn't, uh-- I didn't think, um-- Oh, it's-- it's pretty good." "Man, this whole place puffs of the wacky-tabbacky. I'm out of here." "Going somewhere? Uh, though you're free to do so."
"We'll be right back." "I get to say that!"
Daily Tipped Question #35 Jackpot: 8 cents Question: What is Marge’s maiden surname?
"Whoa! That's good Squishy." "What's it like, Bart? Bart? Bart? Give me that!"
"Oy! It could not be more simple, Luann. Do you want me to show this to the cat and have the cat tell you what it is? 'Cause the cat's gonna get it." "I'm sorry. I'm not as smart as you, Kirk. We didn't all go to Gudger College." "It's dignity! Gah! Don't you even know dignity when you see it?"
"Well, then you'd better turn up your hearing aid, Pops." "Pops? I'm only two years older than you." "Do we want Old Man Patterson here with his finger on the button?" "What button? What the hell are you talking about?" "What-- What button? Where am I? Who took my false teeth?"
"If you want an experienced public servant, vote for me. But if you want to believe a bunch of crazy promises... about garbagemen cleaning your gutters and waxing your car, then by all means vote for this sleazy lunatic."
"Whoo-hoo!" "Aren't you gonna buy it, Dad?" "Fifty cents? Not likely."
Daily Tipped Question #36 Jackpot: 8 cent Question: What is the Sanitation Commissioner's name (before Homer takes charge)? I NEED SURNAME AND FORENAME
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Can I help you?" "Potato man." "Where the hell have you been?"
“Homer, what if this doesn't work?” “Then I have a backup plan. See, while the unprepared are still sitting around twiddling their thumbs and going-- Doo doo doo Da doo doo doo doo doo Doo doodle doodle Doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo ba ba dee--“ “Dad! The plan!”
"Sure, I come later in the day, I get paid a lot more and I take longer vacations, but I don't like the word "boss." Look at my feet." "Okay." "You like those moccasins? Look in your closet. There's a pair for you. Don't like 'em? Then neither do I! Get the hell outta here! Ha! Ever seen a guy say good-bye to a shoe?" "Yes, once."
"And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this." "Oh, my God, the 59th Street bridge!" "Maybe it just collapsed on its own." "We can't take that chance." "You always say that. I want to take a chance." "Collapsed on its own?"
"Give 'em the benefit of your years of experience." "Don't worry. That won't take long." "The key to motivation is trust. Let me show you what I mean. I want you to close your eyes and fall backwards, and I'll catch you. That's gonna show you what trust is all about. Ready? All right. Three, two- One second. Hello?" "D'oh!" "Oh, my God! A guy's on the floor!"
Daily Tipped Question #37 Jackpot: 16 cents Question: "What company does Hank Scorpio own?"
Hey guys, I have decided to only respond to the winners of the Daily Tipped Question from now on. This is because spam filters means it takes about 10 mins to type every reply. If you get the jackpot tip, you won. If you get slightly less, it means you were right but too slow.
“I'm an amendment to be, Yes, an amendment to be, And I'm hopin' that they'll ratify me. There's a lot of flag burners, Who have got too much freedom, I wanna make it legal for policemen to beat 'em, 'Cause there's limits to our liberties”
Daily Tipped Question #38 Jackpot: 8 cents Question: “What was the name of the dog that Bart ordered out of a catalogue called in, “The Canine Mutiny”?”
“Everyone knows you're the future of this family.” “That's not true, Bart. Mom and Dad value us equally and...” “Ah, you're right.” “Okay, go ahead. “ “Geronimo!”
Daily Tipped Question #39 Jackpot: 16 cents Question: “Who is Montgomery Burns’ son?”
“Who the devil are you?” “Don't panic. just come up with a good story. My name is Mr. Burns. D'oh!”
“This bullet matches the one we took out of Burns. Homer Simpson, you're under arrest for attempted murder.” “D'oh!” “Yeah, that's what they all say. They all say, "D'oh."”
"Whoa, hey. You didn't pay for the beer." "Can't someone else do it?" "Ah-- Very good. Seriously, give me the money."
Daily Tipped Question #40 Jackpot: 8 cents Question: Which fruit was there an eating class of in, “Secrets of a successful marriage”? Hint: Willie says, “If I wanted to see a man eat a(n) X, I would’ve taken the X eating class!” Where X is a fruit
Daily Tipped Question #41 Jackpot: 16 cents Question: Who is the western cowgirl who Homer becomes the singing manager for?
“Yes, and marry our cousins.” “I was-- What are you talking about, Shelbyville? Why would we wanna marry our cousins?” “'Cause they're so attractive. I-i thought that was the whole point of this journey.” “Absolutely not!” “I tell you, I won't live in a town... that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!”
“Now I'm going to burn this doughnut to show you how many calories it has.” “No!” “The bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly sweet doughnut.” “This is not happening. This is not happening!”
"Oh, Homer, you didn't beat city hall. They picked up our trash because I wrote a letter of apology... to the sanitation commissioner and signed your name-- period." "You signed my name? I feel so violated!" "You've signed my name lots of times." "But this isn't like a loan application or a will!"
Daily Tipped Question #42 Jackpot: 16 cents Question: What society was founded after the Stonecutters broke down when Homer became the leader?
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“Shush, dear. You'll wreck Daddy's fun.” “Bringing in the sheaves Bringing in the... Oh, my Lord. Something horrible has happened!” “Fooled ya, Flanders. Made you think your family was dead.”
“Whoa! Ay! una candelabra precariosa!”
Daily Tipped Question #43 Jackpot: 16 cents Question: Whose name did Bart and Lisa put on the script for the Barbershop of Horrors?
“Well, it was a grueling two weeks, but you have your son back.” “Ooh.” “Mom. Dad. I missed you.” “Aww!” “Homer, that's Hans Moleman.” “Can I keep him anyway? Huh? Huh?”
"If you kids can't keep your hands to yourself, I'm gonna turn this car around, and there'll be no Cape Canaveral for anybody! That's it! Back to Winnipeg!"
"We can all learn a lot from this young man here. This-This--" "Rudiger." "Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger--" "His name is Bart." "His name isn't important."
Daily Tipped Question #44 Jackpot: 16 cents Question: What drink made Moe famous after he stole the recipe from Homer?
“Martin, here's $10 to invest in the futures market.” “Soy! Soy! Soy! Soy! Soy! Soy! Soy!” “Martin, you're up one million dollars.” “Yes!” “But now you've lost all but $600. You got greedy, Martin.”
“Tutoring? The only thing Bart's teaching is guerrilla combat in Shelbyville.” “Well, do you have a number where we can reach him?” “No. Mom, Bart and some kids ran off to wage war on Shelbyville!” “Homer, come quick! Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!”
Daily Tipped Question #45 Jackpot: 16 cents Question: What colour does Homer think is a fruit?
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“Hey, egghead! Sing "fair Harvard."” “Fair Harvard, I-- You, sir, have the boorish manners of a Yalie!” “Here's a witty rejoinder for ya!”
Daily Tipped Question #46 Jackpot: 8 cents Question: What was the highly sought after gummy bear called in “Homer Badman”?
“Uh-- Hey, look! Someone's attractive cousin!” “I don't see anybody!”
"Moe, Moe, Moe..." "Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?" "Okay, but you promised me Moe money." "I Moe, I Moe." "Moe, Moe, Moe..." "When Bart's done, can we Moe to the Moevies for the Moetinee?"
Daily Tipped Question #47 Jackpot: 16 cents Question: What band sung in New Springfield in the episode, “A Tale Of Two Springfields”?
"So, because I nominated Mrs. K., our whole family gets a free trip to the awards ceremony in Orlando!" "Orlando? Are we going to Sea World?" "No." "Disney World?" "Uh-uh." "Universal Studios?" "'Fraid not." "Leisure World?" "Sorry, Grampa." "Gator Gulch?" "You wish." "Leisure World?" "Grampa, you're not even going."
"I don't make trash. I burn it." "Then I guess you're a garbageman." "Well, I know you are, but what am I?" "A garbageman." "Oh, I know you are, but what am I?" "A garbageman." "I know you are, but what am I?" "A garbageman." "Takes one to know one." "Checkmate."
Daily Tipped Question #48 Jackpot: 16 cents Question: What happened to the real Seymour Skinner at the end of, "The Principal and the Pauper"?
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"It's a secret" "Shut up!"
Oh? "An intruder!" "He will pay the ultimate price." "Yes. The ultimate price." "Get outta here!"
"Wait! I have discovered more lines on the parchment. It says that the prohibition law which was passed here 200 years ago... was repealed 199 years ago."
"Uh, how are we gonna get out of here?" "We'll dig our way out!" "No, no. Dig up, stupid."
Daily Tipped Question #49 Jackpot: 8 cents Question: Which one of the Simpsons ends up jumping over Springfield Gorge?
"What's wrong with him now, Bart?" "Night terrors, ma'am." "Cobras!"
Today's daily question is our 50th! To celebrate, I will give all of my tips to the first correct answer. Sadly this means consolation prizes won't exist, but tomorrow they will again. Good luck all
"Hey, knock it off! These pants cost $600." "Really?" "Yeah. They're Italian." "All right, hand 'em over." "Moe, what the--" "Yeah, I rob now."
"Safe!" "Wow. My first home run." "That's my boy. Come on. Hug me. Cobras! Cobras!"
Daily Tipped Question #50 Winner takes ALL of my FreeTips (62.4 cents!) Question: What "system" do the stone cutters say they "keep down" in the song, "We Do!"?
"Who controls the British Crown Who keeps the metric system down We do, we do" Answer to the big question below :) Thanks for participating all
"I'd like to talk to you about Malibu Stacy?" "Do you have any idea how many kids have tried to track me down?" "Am I the first?" "Yes."
"Well, hold the phone, Dora. A new challenger has emerged out of nowhere. He's running on sheer pluck, moxie and grit. All of which he'll be tested for after the race." "Hey, I "winna" the race! Viva Italia!" "Folks, our winner seems to be from Italy."
"At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy?" "Watch out!" "Next!" "Ha-ha! Hey, that hurts. No wonder no one came to my birthday party."
"We're shutting down production." "Yeah, well, we only have $1,000 left anyway." "Ah, there's a $1,000 "leaving town" tax."
Daily Tipped Question #51 Jackpot: 16 cents Question: What animal does Homer dress up as when Burns pays him to do so in the infamous episode, “Homer vs Dignity”?
An hour and no one has had the correct answer. HINTS: Not a monkey Begins with a P Is an animal He is in a zoo when it happens NOT PRANK P_N_A
"Good. Listen. I'm sick of your boring space launches. I'm just an ordinary, blue-collar slob, but I know what I likes on TV." "How did you get this number?" "Shut up! And another thing, how come I can't get no Tang around here? Also-- Hold on a second."
“I vow to reach out to the Latino community. Voy a vomitar en la tumba de tu madre.” “Ayayay!” “What'd I say? What'd I say?” “You said you were going to vomit on their mothers' graves.” “Oh, so that's why my maid quit.”
“Bart, do you want to see my new chainsaw and hockey mask? Oh, sorry. What am I thinking?”
Daily Tipped Question #52 Jackpot: 16 cents Question: What species of animal are Itchy and Scratchy?
"And by that I mean, of course, it's time for the Worker of the Week Award. I can't believe we've overlooked this week's winner for so very, very long. We simply could not function without his tireless efforts. So, a round of applause for... this inanimate carbon rod."
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!" "I don't understand it. That was nonalcoholic champagne. Well, Homer, I guess you're the winner by default." ""De fault"! Whoo-hoo!"
Daily Tipped Question #53 Jackpot: 16 cents Question: What breed of dog is Santa’s Little Helper?