Must read: Funny and Embarrassing moment in Bank
Introduction
Welcome to the month of May, may May bring forth good tidings to us all and may May clear our maybes so we can be sure of what may or may not happen.
M- Many
A- achievement
Y- yielding
M- Multiple manifestations of
A- Accelerated achievement for
Y- You and yours
Looking into the plenty goodies MAY has in store for me, it's going to be great.
It's uniqueness
It has the shortest number of words among all other month.
Almost every month and new year wishes infact most prayers too starts with "May"
Today's article:
First day in bank
It was a cool Thursday morning when I received a phone call from one of my tutor. Preiz, have you obtained your Jamb pin? He asked. I wonder why I sometimes don't take my life matters seriously.
It was just two days to the end of Jamb registration that year. Why will I have waited till then, isn't that disastrous?
During those times, Jamb pins were to be obtained from banks unlike now that everything has been made easier. I got up from the bed and went straight to the Restroom to freshen up, had some meal and was set to go to the bank. I checked my phone and saw a message on WhatsApp from Tutor Sam. He sent some criterias for the the registration... I glanced through it and realized that I haven't even met up with those requirements. I had no; active e-mail account, new sim for the registration and a Jamb profile code. I hurriedly set out to get a new sim, opened an e-mail account on my smartphone and proceeded in getting the profile code.
It was already noon before I completed all that because I was delayed in the sim registration's shop. I headed towards the bank to obtain the pin that noon and I experienced the most funny and embarrassing moment of my life.
It was my first day in bank, I got to the bank environment, looked all round and didn't even know who to approach because ***I was a shy type.*** I checked closely and saw that people were on different queue. Since I couldn't approach any, I joined one of the queue. I waited for so long on the queue before it finally got to my turn.
It was a queue meant for those that wanted to withdraw via ATM card. I would have even pretended as if I truly wanted to withdraw but I had no card with me.
I stood there for a while and people that were at my back yelled at me, "what have you been doing there for so long! One of the security agents came to me to ask what I was doing and he found out that I was doing nothing. He laughed so hard and I felt quite embarrassed.
He asked what I was there for and finally led me to the queue I was supposed to be. Some minutes after, it got to me again... Guess what happened!
I stood at the door, trying to push very hard but it wasn't opened. Which type of door is this? I said to myself. People behind me were drowned in laughter. One of them came to press a button and the door was opened. I thanked him and entered. The door behind was shot, the door before me was just. It was just as if I was in a coven. Of course it was a transparent automatic door so people could see through. I jumped and screamed so loud in the so called coven...Lol. Suddenly, the door got opened and I ran out of the *coven* and straight into the bank*.*
Both young and old laughed at me seriously that I almost cried. Ever since then, I learnt not to be shy but courageous in every situation I find my self.
I turned round to check the structure and it was wow! The systems were well arranged, the place was well furnished and the staffs were all dressed in a coporate wear. Everything there was organized. Firstly, what amazed me was seeing so many people counting lots of money without any trace of timidity that I even felt like snatching some from them but if I had done that, that would have been the end...Lol.
I met with a beautiful girl and told her my purpose of being there so she could direct me on how to go about it. Fortunately for me, we were there for the same purpose. We went through all processes together to obtain the PIN. During the process, we engaged in some discussions, we discussed about the forthcoming exams and how to favourably pass the exam. We got the pin and moved towards the entrance of the bank, I thanked her, we exchanged numbers and we parted ways.
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It was a very good news when I saw that I was given an admission into a Federal University on the other hand I was a bit worried about the strike.
How will I choose a five years course and spend seven years in the university. I thought about my age and calculated it... So I won't be able to serve if I don't finish before I clock 30, I said soliloquizing.
I joyfully ran to the Living room where my dad was sitted
me: Dad, guess what?
Dad: what happened again o
me: I've been admitted into the University of Lagos
Dad: wow! That's my boy. Big congratulations to you.
Me: Thank you Daddy
I went back to the bedroom, called some of my friends and shared the good news with them.
After some minutes, I checked my phone again and saw that I was only given 7 days to pay the acceptance fee. How could they have done that? 70k within 7 days. That's not good enough...
I hurriedly told my dad about it and he assured me it was going to be ready the next day.
The next day...
I heard an heavy knock on my door the next morning... Who is that? I said with thick voice. Open the door jhur, dad said. I sluggishly went to open the door and greeted him. _Orun yii naani_ (You and this your sleep) he said in Yoruba. He asked for my account number, I dictated it to him not knowing that I made mistake in the last two digits of the number.
I've sent it, he said. I didn't even bother to check my phone for alert because I was still feeling very sleepy. I went back to the bed and slept for about an hour. By then I was fully awake... I stood up, brushed my teeth, took my bath and was ready to go to the cafe. I went to Dad's room but it was mum I met there. I greeted her and I asked after Dad. Dad was outside planting some crops... I couldn't even remember what happened earlier vividly... Dad pls is the Acceptance fee rea..dy? I asked scratching my head.
What do you mean by that? He hastily replied. He quickly took his phone to check the alert. What! He transferred to another person. Praise, what have you done? You gave me a wrong account number? _Kpaa_ he landed a dirty slap on my cheek😣 immediately, my factory setting was restored. That was when I remembered what happened earlier. He went inside to ponder on what to do, After a while he started calling the bank's customer care. I was really helpless🤦within me, I was like didn't he check the account name but why did I also dictate the wrong digits💁
He quickly got dressed and we headed to the bank.
We queued for almost an hour before we were allowed to enter the bank; we moved toward the customer care services to logde complains and thereafter we were told that the whole process will take three days. At least I was happy that it won't take more that three days so as to meet up with the target.
We got home that day, I apologized again and went to straight to the kitchen because I was so famished...Got some food to eat and then finally landed in my room.
On the third day, we expected alert but didn't received any. We set out the next day to the bank and we were assured that everything was still under control. Oh God, what have I caused myself. I was so weak and worried, the time frame was almost up; just two days to go. What would happen if I did pay before the deadline. Would I forfeit this admission? Do I still have the hope of paying the fee before the deadline? Would this be another year of staying at home?
Those were the thoughts that went through my mind as I inhaled heavily.
To be continued...
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**Personal experience**
At first I thought over what to engage my self in during the period of the strike. Many suggestions came from people telling me what I'm good at in their own perspective. Some told me they do love my wears that I should go for fashion designing, some that had tasted my meal before came to me and suggested I should be a chef. I had a second thought and I finally decided to go for Graphic designing. Generally, I'm the type that's always interested in anything that involves the use of computer systems most especially the use of computer systems to make designs. One of the challenges I had was that, I had no fund to get a personal computer... How do I go about it?
While viewing status on WhatsApp on a weekend, I viewed a post trying to explain how one can explore in graphic designing even without a computer system. I contacted those that had been in the field earlier and it was confirmed possible. Knowing this, I paid some money to a tutor and started learning online. Learning online was very difficult for me as a beginner but I had no choice, I kept on trying. At times I failed in replicating those designs that were sent to me but I tried not to allow that to weigh me down. Even when it's seems I got the replication correctly I still tried to settle for nothing but the best and was unique in my own way.
**Remain unstoppable and be the best**💪
📍Settle for nothing, but the best: Not all students that a teacher teaches in a class scores the same mark; some fail, some pass.
📍When we settle for less, this brings us in captive that we may not be able to go further. We should always aim high to soar high.
📍We must try to be the best version of ourself. 📍One does not have to settle in an average position, it won't bring out the best.
📍There are so many possibilities of you to fail while trying, it's not the end but it keeps you stronger.
📍Failure might cause you disheartening thought due to the efforts you've made but never allowed it turn you down.
📍It's better to take a step and fail honorably than one who didn't make a trial. The code is just to keep trying, you'll be there very soon. One succeeds because he doesn't give up... You just can't give up now, you've really gone from where you started from. Although when you started, nobody told you the way won't be easy, nobody told you you'll face a lot, nobody told you; you might be mocked, you were not even told you'll be let down at some points... You just have to keep going.
📍Never try to back off when you fail, it's makes you stagnant. You learn more when you fail and it's gives more opportunities for you to be closer to the edge of success.
📍One has to close his/her ears to some certain people because opening the ears to all things being said discourages one from moving forward. Some don't want you to make progress but you must choose to do so.
📍Life and disheartening news may show up coupled with bad talks, dust them and continue... "Remain unstoppable"
📍You don't have to rush, but don't stop.
Don't turn back because of pains and severity of frustrations... There's always a way.
While on a training ground, difficulties will come but encourage yourself to become stronger.
📍There might be so many people in the field you are but try to define your uniqueness. The world would pay for what make you different, define yourself.
📍Master your difference and get it replaced for Honor.
Be known and be unique in your field... Ronaldo is unique in football, Don't just enter a field blindly and hoping things will change, you just have to do something.
📍Uniqueness is just like a finger print, yours should be different from others; Don't allow yourself to be pushed into any circumstances. Thousands of people might be studying a course but what is it about yours? Discover what makes you stand out from others. You should always note that you won't be the best by mistake, you just have to train yourself.
Although there are some dimensions of success that only your gift can bring to you but never try to depend on anyone; if that's ones mindset, failure and suffering is next to such.
📍Good imaginations also requires taking good steps, don't stay stagnant. God's gift is like a seed in you to make you enter into the realm of influence and honour, don't let it go unrefined.
You can be the best, oh yes you can.
Inheritance
Anything that is not in line with God's will for our life is sin.
Taking an example in the Bible that sin was accounted to, sin was first of all activated in the garden of Eden. It was activated through Eve first before Adam was drawn into it. The serpent (devil) met with the woman first and before anything, he asked... has God said? it was recorded that Adam and Eve disobeyed by eating of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, not apple as they thought some of us in children church.
The first thing for the devil to drag us into sin it to ask a question... Just to first check the level of our understanding and knowledge and what will hold on to that prevent us from doing that particular thing. We may think that the serpent met with the woman first because women are said to be weak buy that's not absolutely true. The Devil met with the woman first because her knowledge and understanding about the tree is inaccurate. The information passed by Adam to Eve was not a complete message. What set us free from the devil is the level of truth we know... It is the truth that set us free.
Well, we could see that eating of is not really a sin but God's will for them is not for them to eat of it thereof. It was because they didn't do according to God's Will and they ate it, it was accounted to them as a sin. Sin is an act of renouncing or opposing an authority or control. Not even disobeying the commandments alone makes you a sinner but also for those who know the right things to do and doeth them not James 4:17 (KJV) Therefore to him that knoweth to do good, and doeth it not, to him it is sin.
Acronyms
S- Satan's
I- Identification
N- number
S- Simple
I- Instructions
N- Neglected
When an individual still carries Satan's Identification number, the devil has a chance over such an individual. It's a mark that really tells that such an individual is still under the devil's shield. Lot of laws has been laid down for us by God but many chooses to violate them. It has been clearly stated that "No law, no sin" an object in a particular position can be touched or tampered with but once there's a law guiding that particular object, it becomes a sin when those laws are violated. Although there are some decalogues that were stated but some feels that it's not complete. Everything about the scripture is perfect... Would you perhaps believe that an individual knows when he/she is commiting sin or not.
Adam and Eve disobeyed God's voice and it attracts God's punishment
Anything God has destined you to become, the aim of him creating you is to partnership with him. One of the way to leave accurate with God is the fact that you're do that which he asked you to do. It's better to Choose a good life to live than living a life that God does not support.
How did we become sinner by inheritance? We became sinner by the disobedience of Adam and Even
Romans 5:18-19 (KJV) Therefore as by the offence of one judgment came upon all men to condemnation; even so by the righteousness of one the free gift came upon all men unto justification of life.
It sounds somehow disgusting that we came to this world as a sinner just by one man's mistake. Anyone born of a woman is a sinner.
*Remedy for the inheritance*
For we have all sinned and come short of God's glory. The remedy for this inheritance is genuine repentance. When Adam and Eve was casted out of the garden, they were cursed and these cursed still manifest till date. Some of these are: sorrow and labour during conception, sorrow before men are being fed et.c. The way to escape this inheritance doesn't mean that the curse is averted. The power of repentance is unending...
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The Evolution of Computer: Analogy and Description
Computer and Computer systems has proven to be one of the most important part of our lives.
Usually a computer is used to analyse, store, compute, and to process data.
The electronic and the manual process of data processing is the basic way and method of data management.
The electronic system involved the use of computer made softwares and systems including laptops, and desktops. The use of manual data processing involves using manual methods of data storage, such as typewriter, abacus, Naplier bones, and many more.
Computer is basically divided into 3 types mainly : Analog computer, Hybrid computers, and digital computers.
The basic categories and forms of computer include
1. Super computer
2. Mini computers
3. Micro computers.
4. Mainframe computers.
Computer was discovered by Charles Babbage, who was known as the father, inventor, and the founder of modern computer systems.
Now, computer comes in various sizes, and functionality of various needs.
Computer generations is basically divided into various types as technological advancement is expanding. The generations include
1. The Preliminary computer Generation.
2. The Analog Computer generation
3. The Mainframe and Digital computer generation.
4. The Professional computer generation.
5. The Advanced computer generation.
6. The Super-computers.
The Super-computer generation is composed basically of super intelligent models of computer system built on artificial intelligence and human brain.
The Semi-computer generation uses semi conductor as it materials for it processor.
Presently in the world now, the professional generation is basically believed to be widely used now.
The Super-computer is believed to be very safe, robust, accurate, and versatile in all areas of computing.
Quantum computing is a feature of the Super-computer generation and it is a promising technology yet to come.
The advancement and the Creation of the Super-computer generation is the Creation of the Quantum computer.
The Super Computer is believed to have some disadvantages as well as advantages.
Part of the comparison with some special generation of computer is it's ability to process, store, and transform data.
But compared to other generations of computer it has some very far apart difference as well as some specialities which makes it vast more suitable, and reliable. It has more relative power in data management and Array of data with analysis of robust data into it simplest form.
The Super computer generations of computer are known to have parallel microprocessor, and also seamless data design and file extensions.
It is designed and built to compete with the human nature technology, which is the basic difference and huge threat to humanity.
Over the season of technological reformation and advancement, it will be proven to be more accurate, purposeful and useful than the human itself.
The competition between the Super-computer and the human model has created a lot of debate and conclusion of which Science, technology, and the world has regarded it as one of the advancement which will take over the world and overthrow human knowledge.
Basically on Artificial intelligence, it was designed to think like human, behave like human, and also perform like human
It has been proven to have more decision making than the normal human brian.
Test and robotics studies has proven the fact that even the most difficult mathematic question in the world was solved by a super computer, of which no human being till date has came close to solving it.
This has made the Argument between Computer and Human beings became glaring, that in years to come, Human knowledge will become abandoned and computer system which will relied on and designed to solves tasks, problems solving abilities, as well as Algorithms, and Computational operations.
@Preiz