The funny boys on the radio this morning were going over funny questions people asked their doctors and one struck my funny bone more than others. A woman apparently called her doctors office and asked, "Will my hemorrhoid cream work while I am on vacation?" When the nurse asked her why she thought it wouldn't, the woman replied, "Well, it says on the back of tube to only apply it locally."
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I'd ask if she was blonde, but being a former blonde myself, (when my hair still had color), I'm sure I've asked much stupider questions.
I wonder if it happened to be same woman I encountered at a Walmart not that long ago. I was perusing the taco seasoning packets and she literally said to me, "I never can understand why people have to buy those taco seasoning packets for their tacos." "How do you mean?" I asked. "Well, why don't they just import the cows from Mexico?" I had no comment. lol
OMG! That's so whacky, it's almost brilliantly surrealistic. Was she drunk or on some other drug? I bet she votes in every election!
As we like to say, people are neat. I mean, who thinks a Mexican cow tastes like taco seasoned beef? lol This would be like thinking chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
Time to start making passports for hemorrhoid creams.
lol. I can't even imagine. :D
Well we can't let our hemorrhoids alone in home. Lol