I just got attacked by a bookmark Apparently reading can be hazardous
@Paganprincess in June 2021
Him: 'Everybody's taken over by technology.' Me: 'Says the man with an iPhone, a Macbook, an apple watch, 2 TVs and 5 game systems.'
Tara: 'Why do people keep sending the meet me link?' Me: *Not thinking* 'Don't ask me. I'm not people.' Tara: 'You're not people?' Me: *Realizing what I said* 'Apparently not.'
Me: *Looking for my daughter and her sneaking up on me* 'Holy sh*t!' Her: *Watching me calmly with a small smirk* 'Beware I am a spirit and I shall linger.' Me: *Bursts out laughing*
Tara to me because I was gone for one night 'I missed you. Don't ever go away for a week.' Me: 'It was one night and you were with your dad. I don't think you two would manage a week anyway.' *Tara pushing on wrong side of door to leave the store* Me: 'Other side.' Tara: 'Pushes wrong side again* Me: 'Push the other side.' Tara: *Pushes wrong side again* Me: *Hands full and can't get to the door from my angle* 'Push the other side.' Tara: *Finally catches on and pushes the…