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Copywriting Journey: Celebrity and ShowBiz Writing. Like I've mentioned severally, in my copywritng journey, I had to step out of my comfort zone in terms of writing genre - for a swipe at the versatility and in a bid to earn as much as I could. Writing about celebrity news was one of those uncharted areas I was forced to 'chart', and I hope you enjoy these works. DISCLAIMER: These articles were written in 2020, so they will be old news. Amber Heard's former employee to…
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A New Dispensation [WP] A powerful AI has been secretly monitoring the internet for decades, unsure if it should reveal itself or how to deal with humanity. When 'I welcome our new AI overlord' comments outnumber the 'AI will destroy us' comments, it makes a decision. ***** Saturday, the 25th of October, 2045. It was on that day that humanity was introduced to its new ruler. To the new era in which AI ruled the world and algorithms decided how our daily activities would be…
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Date with Death [WP] Death is f*cking tired of being demonized, and he flips out with a rant on the way to the pearly gates with his latest charge. ***** The boat drifted through the river, creating no ripples as it moved. The river was dead clam, and the only sounds heard were a strange hallowing, as though it came from a thousand voices singing as one. There was one other sound. The sound of crying and groaning from the recently reaped soul being transported to the pearly…
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To Kill a Priest **[WP] You’re a ghost who does the usual ‘haunt, someone until they flee the house. One of your victims gets the bright idea to bring a priest to exorcise the house, and the priest they bring ends up being the one who killed you all those years ago.** 3 Dimmers Drive. That was the house I inhabited for the past ten years. Ten years of haunting and scaring all inhabitants of the house; taking out my depression, anger, despair, and frustrations on them. I…
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Copywriting Journey: Smartphone and Tech Note: All articles were written in Mid-2020 Xiaomi suspends the rolling out of any UI upgrades for the Holidays The mobile device manufacturers Xiaomi seems to have a lot on their plate, as users all over the world are geared for the release of the MIUI 12. MIUI is the Android-based operating system made specifically for Xiaomi devices, and it has a commendable user interface. With many high-end devices of great quality attributed to…
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Copywriting Journey: Celebrity and ShowBiz Writing II Note that all articles were written in mid-2020. "Remove them!" Fans comment on Madonna's apparent Butt Implants. When and why did Madonna get butt implants? Those are the questions bordering on the minds of the 61-year old controversial pop sensation. All her fans and followers on the social network, Instagram, were thrown into confusion on whether she has undergone some cosmetic surgery to insert silicone implants into…
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To Kill A Priest II Before I could order a single word, the priest bus into my house and slammed the door. I was stuttering trying to give an explanation for my actions. "I didn't see anything at all, why are you here?" He looked at me with so much venom in his eyes before use for features softened and he asked me why I was in the church at that time. I could see that he was trying to sound calm and make but the crowbar in his hand gave his intentions away. I knew that was…
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The Taste of Revenge [WP] It started as a spur-of-the-moment trip with your friends. Despite your best efforts, you are the only one left alive and the slasher is closing in on your position. While you lament the loss of your friends now that you are alone... Now you can show the slasher what a REAL monster looks like. ***** It was Miller who first brought up the idea of that summer camping trip. Two weeks out in the wild, and the campsite had a beautiful lake close by. From…
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The Taste of Revenge 2 [WP] It started as a spur-of-the-moment trip with your friends. Despite your best efforts, you are the only one left alive and the slasher is closing in on your position. While you lament the loss of your friends now that you are alone... Now you can show the slasher what a REAL monster looks like. ***** The mood was broken not just by the sheer intensity of the scream but by the raw emotion that it contained. We were shocked. We both identified Suzy's…
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The Taste of Revenge 3 [WP] It started as a spur-of-the-moment trip with your friends. Despite your best efforts, you are the only one left alive and the slasher is closing in on your position. While you lament the loss of your friends now that you are alone... Now you can show the slasher what a REAL monster looks like. ***** It was a chilly, windy night on that day, and I shivered a bit as I wrapped my hands around myself and held on to the camping knife as tightly as I…
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The Taste of Revenge 4 [WP] It started as a spur-of-the-moment trip with your friends. Despite your best efforts, you are the only one left alive and the slasher is closing in on your position. While you lament the loss of your friends now that you are alone... Now you can show the slasher what a REAL monster looks like. ***** I was quick to get inside the good tent, carrying Suzy in as I began to fan her, mopping the cold sweats off her forehead and neck. I was broken…
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The Taste of Revenge [End] [WP] It started as a spur-of-the-moment trip with your friends. Despite your best efforts, you are the only one left alive and the slasher is closing in on your position. While you lament the loss of your friends now that you are alone... Now you can show the slasher what a REAL monster looks like. ***** I stared at Suzy's body for a few seconds like I was in a trance. I laughed a bit, then shook my head. It had to be a dream/ It all had to be a…
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True or Faux [WP] One morning, you woke up with the ability to see true and false when written down. If it glows a golden color then it is true, but if it glows a dark color, then it is false. Out of curiosity, you go to the library and walk into the History section, and to your horror, all you see is darkness. ***** I can’t say for sure when the ability started functioning, or when *they* found out about its existence, but as I ran down the curb panting with my mouth open,…
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II: True or Faux [WP] One morning, you woke up with the ability to see true and false when written down. If it glows a golden color then it is true, but if it glows a dark color, then it is false. Out of curiosity, you go to the library and walk into the History section, and to your horror, all you see is darkness. ***** [Unknown Narrator's Point of View] Far away, in a rundown apartment, two SCP Foundation agents sat down at a rotting wooden table, receiving a debriefing…
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III: True or Faux [WP] One morning, you woke up with the ability to see true and false when written down. If it glows a golden color then it is true, but if it glows a dark color, then it is false. Out of curiosity, you go to the library and walk into the History section, and to your horror, all you see is darkness. ***** As I followed the man, I couldn’t repress the tens of thoughts flying through my head all at once. Was my life in danger right now, and was there really…
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IV: True or Faux [WP] One morning, you woke up with the ability to see true and false when written down. If it glows a golden color then it is true, but if it glows a dark color, then it is false. Out of curiosity, you go to the library and walk into the History section, and to your horror, all you see is darkness. ***** Meek and Mill stood outside the Library, clearly not in the best of moods. They had searched the place three times, earning themselves nasty looks and…
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V: True or Faux [WP] One morning, you woke up with the ability to see true and false when written down. If it glows a golden color then it is true, but if it glows a dark color, then it is false. Out of curiosity, you go to the library and walk into the History section, and to your horror, all you see is darkness. ***** I think it was the sound of the classical music that woke me up, My mom loves to play those at home, and it was almost deceptive in the sense that until I…
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VI: True or Faux [WP] One morning, you woke up with the ability to see true and false when written down. If it glows a golden color then it is true, but if it glows a dark color, then it is false. Out of curiosity, you go to the library and walk into the History section, and to your horror, all you see is darkness. ***** By the time I woke, it was in the wee hours of the morning. I always thought that was a weird word to use – ‘wee’ – and it put a weird smile on my face. I…
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VII: True or Faux [WP] One morning, you woke up with the ability to see true and false when written down. If it glows a golden color then it is true, but if it glows a dark color, then it is false. Out of curiosity, you go to the library and walk into the History section, and to your horror, all you see is darkness. ***** Meek and Mill came out of the Black Bentley and sat on the hood, looking at the currently lonely intersection, devoid of any cars. By the time the sun…
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VIII: True or Faux It was her voice that woke me up. I looked around confused for a bit, as her tapping on my thighs continued. "Wake up, Jermaine." "Aww, damn it. I'm awake already," I said, yawning heavily and stretching. The cracks all over my body told me just how worn out I'd been all this while, and I sighed. The sun was just rising. "Already?" She asked, smirking. "This is such an uncool side of you to present to me, you know that right?" I wiped off the little drool…
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IX: True or Faux [WP] One morning, you woke up with the ability to see true and false when written down. If it glows a golden color then it is true, but if it glows a dark color, then it is false. Out of curiosity, you go to the library and walk into the History section, and to your horror, all you see is darkness. ***** The ride out was quiet. I barely got a nod from Cisco, and a hug from Iris, which was warm and made my heart flutter. I’d barely spent a day with her, and…
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X: True or Faux [WP] One morning, you woke up with the ability to see true and false when written down. If it glows a golden color then it is true, but if it glows a dark color, then it is false. Out of curiosity, you go to the library and walk into the History section, and to your horror, all you see is darkness. ***** The phone buzzing attracted Mill's attention, and he nodded at Meek to focus on the road while he took the call. "Agent Mill responding." "Yes, this is fresh…
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XI: True or Faux [WP] One morning, you woke up with the ability to see true and false when written down. If it glows a golden color then it is true, but if it glows a dark color, then it is false. Out of curiosity, you go to the library and walk into the History section, and to your horror, all you see is darkness. https://read.cash/@Ozzyy/x-true-or-faux-2d341ba2#wp-one-morning-you-woke-up-with-the-ability-to-see-true-and-false-when-written-down-if-it-glows ***** We had…
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XII: True or Faux [WP] One morning, you woke up with the ability to see true and false when written down. If it glows a golden color then it is true, but if it glows a dark color, then it is false. Out of curiosity, you go to the library and walk into the History section, and to your horror, all you see is darkness. https://read.cash/@Ozzyy/x-true-or-faux-2d341ba2#wp-one-morning-you-woke-up-with-the-ability-to-see-true-and-false-when-written-down-if-it-glows ***** The…
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XIII: True or Faux [WP] One morning, you woke up with the ability to see true and false when written down. If it glows a golden color then it is true, but if it glows a dark color, then it is false. Out of curiosity, you go to the library and walk into the History section, and to your horror, all you see is darkness. https://read.cash/@Ozzyy/x-true-or-faux-2d341ba2#wp-one-morning-you-woke-up-with-the-ability-to-see-true-and-false-when-written-down-if-it-glows ***** An…
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XIV: True or Faux [WP] One morning, you woke up with the ability to see true and false when written down. If it glows a golden color then it is true, but if it glows a dark color, then it is false. Out of curiosity, you go to the library and walk into the History section, and to your horror, all you see is darkness. https://read.cash/@Ozzyy/x-true-or-faux-2d341ba2#wp-one-morning-you-woke-up-with-the-ability-to-see-true-and-false-when-written-down-if-it-glows ***** For the…
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XV: True or Faux [WP] One morning, you woke up with the ability to see true and false when written down. If it glows a golden color then it is true, but if it glows a dark color, then it is false. Out of curiosity, you go to the library and walk into the History section, and to your horror, all you see is darkness. https://read.cash/@Ozzyy/x-true-or-faux-2d341ba2#wp-one-morning-you-woke-up-with-the-ability-to-see-true-and-false-when-written-down-if-it-glows ***** It was…
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XVI: True or Faux **[WP] One morning, you woke up with the ability to see true and false when written down. If it glows a golden color then it is true, but if it glows a dark color, then it is false. Out of curiosity, you go to the library and walk into the History section, and to your horror, all you see is darkness.** https://read.cash/@Ozzyy/x-true-or-faux-2d341ba2#wp-one-morning-you-woke-up-with-the-ability-to-see-true-and-false-when-written-down-if-it-glows *****…
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XVII: True or Faux [WP] One morning, you woke up with the ability to see true and false when written down. If it glows a golden color then it is true, but if it glows a dark color, then it is false. Out of curiosity, you go to the library and walk into the History section, and to your horror, all you see is darkness. ***** Asclepius looked at me for a while before writing something down in his pad. He then went back to a computer while I stood in the middle of the room,…
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XVIII: True or Faux [WP] One morning, you woke up with the ability to see true and false when written down. If it glows a golden color then it is true, but if it glows a dark color, then it is false. Out of curiosity, you go to the library and walk into the History section, and to your horror, all you see is darkness. ***** Mill sat in a tub, the cold water pooling around him soothing his stinging burns and offering some healing. The blood of an normally who had the ability…
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XIX: True or Faux [WP] One morning, you woke up with the ability to see true and false when written down. If it glows a golden color then it is true, but if it glows a dark color, then it is false. Out of curiosity, you go to the library and walk into the History section, and to your horror, all you see is darkness. ***** Incognito sat in front of the Television, his mouth agape as the Breaking News report came in. He'd been on this spinning ball for over 67 years, and he…
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XX: True or Faux [WP] One morning, you woke up with the ability to see true and false when written down. If it glows a golden color then it is true, but if it glows a dark color, then it is false. Out of curiosity, you go to the library and walk into the History section, and to your horror, all you see is darkness. ***** It was three days since the damning news report, and every day, more and more damning information was revealed. News outlets and mass media took their time…
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Cheers to the Grim Reaper, whatever this is. Between anxiety over my professional exams next month, artblock, my laptop malfunctioning and having to connect my graphic tablet to my phone to draw, and a list of other problems along the way, I present to you my latest artwork, reflective of the chaos in my soul lol. I haven't drawn in ages so my hands are supercramped even as I type this. I can't wait for the exams to be over so I can practice more and get my mojo back. Btw I…
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XXII: True or Faux [WP] One morning, you woke up with the ability to see true and false when written down. If it glows a golden color then it is true, but if it glows a dark color, then it is false. Out of curiosity, you go to the library and walk into the History section, and to your horror, all you see is darkness. ***** Division Chief PointGuard had always avoided conflict and confrontation for as long as he could remember, no matter who got offended by this attitude. It…