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Federal Reserve Furiously Mining BCH In an effort to "ease" the worldwide ramifications of their creation of massive amounts of U.S. Dollars out of thin air, the Fed announced today that not only have they been mining BCH for several months now, but that they were going to vigorously step up this mining. Federal Reserve chairman Jerome Powell said that, "We have been watching cryptocurrency for a long time now, and settled on BCH as the most suitable coin for a replacement currency. It has low fees, privacy, and a near universal acceptance. And furthermore, those greedy bastards running the big banks won't be able to manipulate it!" After elaborating his position, Mr. Powell made a sudden surprise announcement of his immediate resignation. He apologized for "running interference for a bunch of corrupt, greedy thieves", and stated that his future plans involve lots of meditation, and an attempt to realign his life with better principles. #ShitpostsOfNoise

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