@OldBastard 14 August 2021 more from that month

Five Nights At Freddy's Lore, Part 2 I'm sorry, but I can't stop him. My older son insists that we have a part two of this mess. We missed some stuff in Part 1. (If you're feeling masochistic, feel free to review Part 1 before continuing with this unnecessary post: https://noise.cash/post/1n387mkv .) Before "Fred Bear's Family Diner" closed down, they created four new animatronics. A non-springlock bear called "Freddy", a non-springlock rabbit called "Bonnie", a fox called "Foxy", and a partridge in a pear tree. Ha, ha, just kidding. The last addition was a chicken called "Chica". Also, these animatronics can walk around. Consider them like primitive robots, if these robots were designed by a homicidal lunatic. At the end of Part 1, "Fred Bear's Family Diner" is closed. We learn that William Afton is a sick, sick man who seems to enjoy killing children, and Henry Emily is disturbingly passive about his daughter's death. For some insane reason Fazbear Entertainment Corporation is allowed to open a new restaurant. While this new restaurant is open Mr. Afton kills five children and puts their dead bodies into animatronics that are in this restaurant. (Why not?) The restaurant soon shuts down because of the horrible smell coming from these animatronics. (Can this story possibly get any more disgusting?) The security puppet, which is apparently possessed by Charlotte's soul, puts the dead kids' souls into each of the five animatronics. (Thereby settling for all eternity the vexing mind-body dualism question!) Now what happens? Does this stupid story end? Of course not! Fazbear Entertainment Corporation opens yet another new restaurant! (Where the heck are the health inspectors during all this?) The animatronics are fitted with state-of-the art facial recognition softwear, even though this story is taking place in the 1980's, proving that time travel is a fact. Mr. Afton, ever efficient in his debauchery, kills five more kids. (We don't know what happens to the bodies. Presumably Mr. Afton realizes that - surprise! - dead bodies stink after a bit, and disposes of them in a more secure manner.) The security puppet once more shoves the souls of the recently murdered kids into the animatronics. (One soul per animatronic at this point, apparently.) After this, the animatronics are only nice to children. One day, one animatronic gets so excited it bites a daytime security guard in the head, severing his frontal lobe from his brain. After that the latest new restaurant gets shut down. Okay, enough of this crap for today. How does this nuttiness possibly relate to BCH? Hmm .... Suppose that each of the animatronics could be "played" by sending it some BCH? Maybe someone will make a "Five Nights At Freddy's" NFT? My kid says that, (unbelievably, IMHO!), they are making a "Five Nights At Freddy's" movie. If that is true, maybe you could buy a ticket to see this disgusting story on the big screen with some BCH? Anyway, FNAF attracts my kid's interest, so maybe it is a way to introduce him to cryptocurrency?