@OldBastard 25 April 2021 more from that month

My Favorite Joke This is my favorite joke. Warning ....... it's an Elephant Joke, so if those aren't to your liking, you may want to skip it. In my younger days, I used to tell this joke at parties, meetings, dinners, and other gatherings of a "captive" audience. Some folks would be amused, some folks would be annoyed, but I always enjoyed telling it. There are three parts to this joke. PART ONE Q: What's the similarity between an elephant and a plum? A: They are both purple, EXCEPT for the elephant. PART TWO Q: What did Tarzan say when the elephants came running down the path? A: Here come the elephants. PART THREE (This is the funny part) Q: What did Jane say when the elephants came running down the path? A: Here come the plums. Jane was colorblind! #Jokes