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A Clarification Of Proper Etiquette Regarding Jada Smith Characters in this drama: Will Smith - former "tough guy" actor who now seems willing to play the role of wimpy cuckold in real life. Jada Smith - Will's wife, who claims to be in an "open relationship" with Will, or something like that. (Basically, she has sex with other men.) Chris Rock - a comedian who seemingly naively stepped on a hornet's nest. With the current flurry of activity over Will Smith slapping Chris Rock because of a joke Mr. Rock made regarding Ms. Smith's hair, (or lack thereof), I figured it would be useful as a public service announcement to state what is, and what is not, acceptable behavior regarding Ms. Smith. While it is perfectly acceptable to engage in sexual relations with Will Smith's wife, it is absolutely unacceptable to make any sort of joke at her expense, regardless of how mild this joke may be, or that said joke was made by a comedian during a semi-comedic presentation. Note that jokes about having sexual relations with Ms. Smith will have to be vetted on a case by case basis. Now that this tragic problem has been hopefully resolved, we can return to our daily minor inconveniences, such as how to stop Russians and Ukrainians from killing each other.

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