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A television presenter gives a television interview to a farmer in the countryside. She asked him to tell her about his daily life. The farmer said: I get up before sunrise, wash my face, then drink a glass of vodka, then go to work, and at nine o'clock I have breakfast with a glass of vodka. The announcer interrupted him and said: Sorry, uncle, but this talk will be shown on an international channel, so you must say that you spend your free time reading books and newspapers. Well, said the farmer....Actually, I and all the farmers in the village meet in the evening after we have finished our work in the village library and read books and newspapers until we get drunk from reading too much, and whoever stays awake will help the village writers and poets get home.

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