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A girl yells at her boyfriend, “That’s it, Henry, we’re through!” - “What? You want to break up? Why?” - “I’m sick of you constantly laughing at my weight!” - “Ah darling, please, don’t be like that! Come here, grab these two chairs for yourself, let’s sit down and talk it out.” https://short-funny.com/
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ZTE announces world’s first phone with an under-display selfie camera After teasing for a while, ZTE has followed through on its promise to launch the world’s first commercial smartphone with a selfie camera embedded in the display. The Axon 20 5G turns out to be a fairly mid-range device, aside from its headline feature. https://www.theverge.com/2020/8/19/21376546/zte-smartphone-under-display-camera-axon-20-5g-renders-images…
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WHY WE NEED SMART CONTRACT IN ALL LIFE ASPECT The Federal Reserve is missing 2/3 of the $100 bills they printed. They counted up all of the $100 bills there are in banks, cash registers, etc. and found that close to 2/3 of the $100 bills are unaccounted for. In other words, they are most likely overseas. Conspiracy theorists are on the case and blaming The Illuminati
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The typical lifespan of a $1 bill is just 18 months. While the lifespan of a $100 bill is close to 9 years. And you thought dogs aged fast! Here is a total breakdown: $1 bill: 18 months $5 bill: 2 years $10 bill: 3 years $20 bill: 4 years $50 bill: 9 years $100 bill: 9 years Coins: 30 years
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Read.Cash September Sponsorship: "Upvote Every Comment" September Sponsorship Happy New Month To Active **Read.Cash** Writters. Even though i have not been online for some days, I will always be available when it's time for **Monthly Bonding**. With you and I. Read.Cash is a platform that inspire and i am here to play a Part on that Mission. Do You Need Sponsorship? To parti@Jesus@Jesus Then drop your profile or **Sponsorship** Link .. Do You Need Upvotes? Comment below with…
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A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor,…
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Police: Where do you live? Me: With my parents Police: Where do your parents live? Me: With me Police: Where do you all live? Me: Together Police: Where is your house? Me: Next to my neighbors house Police: Where is your neighbors house? Me: If i tell you, you wont believe me. Police: Tell me Me: Next to my house
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Why WordPress is the Best Blogging Solution? **Why WordPress is te Best Blogging Solution?** When I first started creating my own websites, I was using **Microsoft FrontPage software**. It was a great WYSIWYG (what you see is whatyou get) editor and I must have created thousands upon thousands of pages with it. Through this software, I was able to create man different types of websites to fit my needs. During the process, I was also picking up some basic HTML knowledge,…
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“Teacher: ‘Anyone who thinks they are stupid may stand up!’ Nobody stands up Teacher: ‘I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!!’ Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: ‘Ohh, Johnny you think you’re stupid?’ Little Johnny: ‘No… I just feel bad that you’re standing alone…’”
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Create A Logo Today Online Create a Logo I’ve continually stressed upon the importance of having a great logo created for ourself, our brand or our blog. The long-term value in having a recognizable logo that sticks in the minds of our readers and followers is immeasurable. The best part about creating a logo for ourself or our brand is that it’s actually fun and probably cheaper than ou think. Some of m recommended sources for getting logo design work done are…
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He Who Gives Information Is A Gift-Giver, He Who Ask Questions Is A Thief He who gives information is a gift-giver; he who asks questions is a thief. Questions — asking other players for information — are an unnecessary evil for improvisers. Instead of providing fellow actors with facts, questions place the burden of invention upon the other players. It's much better for an improviser to assume he knows the same information as the other actors, and use the opportunity to…
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ShortStory: "The Snail With An Attitude" **Snail with an attitude** A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
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Why do they say ‘Amen’ at the end of a prayer instead of ‘Awomen’? Same reason we sing Hymns instead of Hers!
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One Word Story The One-Word Story is one of the simplest of all improv exercises, and very useful for teaching the importance of staying in the moment. Here, a group of players (usually six to eight) build a story one word at a time. The basic method sees the actors line up on stage and, beginning at one end, each speaking one word, forming sentences and telling a story. This is quite easy to do, assuming the players don't try to plan ahead, but more difficult to do smoothly…
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Promotion NOTICE: Community Moderator Needed ! HEY WRITTERS Once again It's Jesus I have been blessed greatly by the Founders and those who brought read.cash to life, And i must admit as taunting as it is i can't provide **Value** on this platform forever. **I believe in growth and the communities i have established on this platform has Shown Progress.** Which is why i have decided to hand over one of the **Top largest Community** to an aspiring writter who i can Confide,…
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Earn Money: Welcomes New Moderators 🍾 "Earn Money" is no doubt one of the most influential Community on the Read.cash Platform. And to day we are proud to announce our new team members, Who have been trained and assesed to uphold the **Communities rules and standards**. **Yayaya13** has been part of the community since it's birth and have also joined in top issue discussions. She writes about her passions and her cryptocurrency Journey check her Out. @Yayaya13 **Meta-comic**…
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Are You An Employee Or Entrepreneur Indie or Employee? Ever wonder if you really are best suited as a full-time employee or if your true calling is to venture out on your own? **Answer the following questions as Strongly Agree (SA), Neutral (N), or Strongly Disagree (SD), tally your score with the Scoring Key, and see where you stand. The answer might surprise you!** 1. I like focusing on only one aspect of a project. 2. I love having set work hours every day. 3. I like to…
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Checkout The New Apple Watch Series **The Apple Watch Series 6 is the best smartwatch on the market, but it’s an iterative update over last year’s model and is best for new buyers or people coming from the Series 4 or earlier.** **You can’t really think of a new Apple Watch model the same way you do a new iPhone.** **Canalys expects just 150 million people will have smartwatches in 2020, which isn’t that many. But, despite the coronavirus, people are buying them.**