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Funny Call center moments PH

Just wanna share some funny moments. These are not my own experience. Agent: Do you have sensual AIR in your home? (supposedly Central AIR) Customer: Say what?! 🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶 Customer: Great! I'm connected to the internet now. Thanks! You saved my day! Agent: You're welcome, *Mr. Customer*. I'm happy to help you out with this. And just to make sure you are connected now, can you go to another website, please? Customer: Hmmm... What website? Any website? Agent: Yes. Or you can go to www.hothothot.com... Customer: ooooh... (typed the website) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you got me there! Agent: Were you able to view the site, sir? (grinning. trying hard not to laugh) Customer: Haha yeah! Thank you again! hothothot.com is a website that sells hot sauce. I think the customer meant something else. 🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶 Agent: Can you tell me what lights are on in your modem? Customer: The ethernet light is solid green, the power light is also solid green, the DSL light is blinking red... Sometimes they all just blinks. Agent: Oh your modem lights look like Christmas lights. Merry Christmas! Customer: whuttt?? 🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶 (checking if the customer is eligible for solar panels) Agent: Is your roof free from obstruction from the walls? Customer: Walls? Agent: I mean the sun? Is it free from obstruction from the sun? 🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶 Agent: Thank you for calling, my name is Juan, is that correct? Customer: How the h*ll would I know? 🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶 Agent: Can I put you on hold for about 3-5 business days, sir? (supposedly 3-5 minutes) Customer: (Hangup) 🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶 Agent: May I speak with Mr. Smith, please? Customer: He's deceased. Agent: Can you give him my message, instead? Customer: Daf*q??? 🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶 Agent: Hi, I'm looking for Mrs. Smith? Customer: Me too... Agent: I'm sorry? Customer. I'm looking for her too. Agent: ......... 🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶 Agent: Can I hold you for a while, sir? Customer: haha not too tight and not while my wife is here. Agent: ........ 🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶 Agent: (looking at google map) I can see your house has a compressor outside, is that correct? Customer: WHAT? Who are you???? 🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶

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