With a brush in my mouth, I jump on one leg, trying to put on a sock on the other leg that my dog pulls thinking I’m playing. Somehow I manage to put out a burning cigarette that threatens to escape from the ashtray and thus cause the temperature on the planet to rise and the polar ice to melt. I look longingly at the fly that swims backwards while singing in my undrinkable coffee and I envy it. During all that time, Mr. President has been yelling at me on tv and I have been cursing him with spicy toothpaste. This is a description of one of the usual job preparations. In the second shift. I don't even want to write about the first one.
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Haha, I can imagine what your morning job preparation is like. when you can't even get organized in the afternoon
I would not wish such unpleasant scenes on anyone. Even the dogs I keep start howling.
I kod mene je urnebesno svako jutro.Obavezno trcim do autobuske.Razmisljam da uvedem to u dnevnu rutinu zbog zdravlja.
Nije to loša ideja. Vožnja bicikla je recimo, fenomenalna za održanje zdravlja u top formi.
Imam fobiju od bicikla jos iz malena i ne umijem vozit,a voznja autom nije ucinkovita,tako da ostaje samo trcanje za autobusom.😁
Žao mi je što to čujem. I trčanje je učinkovito, naravno. Još i ako tome dodamo neizvesnost u cilju stizanja autobusa !!! Može se tu lepo uživati 😄.
O daaa.Ne svakidasnje i nezaboravno haha
Meni je lepo i kada nakon trčanja uđem u autobus. Ukopan i ankerisan za šipku da ne bih pao trudim se da odam utisak hladnokrvnosti. A , srce bije ritam najluđeg bubnjara na svetu, borim se za vazduh kao riba na suvom dok mi kapljice znoja klize niz čelo a um vrišti " kapljice izdajice" 😄😄.
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