-I wonder if we are alone in the universe. -Not everyone, only you are alone.
@Hibernum in August 2021
-Did... did you shave my eyebrows while i was sleeping, dad? -Yes. And you don't look surprised.
-What a yummy cake. -But i shouldn't eat, i have to take care of my figure. -Well, the next week i will eat one...
"The life is like a game, you get older and level up." Something like: You have reached the level 24! +1 Wisdom, +1 Charisma, -10 Energy. New status slow: "Bank debts". New ability acquired: "Evade taxes".
Humanos = Humans Leyendas y entidades míticas = Legends and mythical entities
-Un pájaro!! -No! Gato malo! *Luego* -Traje un pollo! -???
"When you get talked like a baby in front of other dogs."
*Internet falls for few minutes.* Me: -But to charge they are good.
-I love to stay clean, it feels so good. -Ewwww, my hand did touch the poop. -A massage? You are so cute! -Relax, i will end soon.
"My brother went from home. My mom instead of be sad, went and make a room to the cat."
-Did you done what i asked you? Me:
"When you get told that if shut up you look cuter but you shut up and you are still ugly." -This bastards lied to me.
"When you been watching anime for online for 3 hours and you see the symbol of 4G instead of WIFI."
-Wake up, the sun is already up. -And what do you want me to do? The photosynthesis?
Yo releyendo mi meme cada vez que tengo una notificación: -Oh si, contenido de calidad.