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@Hibernum in July 2021

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-Estas parado en mi campo, estúpido. *Slam*

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"El pájaro aterrizo en la página sobre él mismo."

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*When you watching a series and appear a scene that made a meme.* -A meme in its natural habitat.

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"Do more than one thousand missions on a video game." // "Go to buy bread in the real life."

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"Like the beast." "How i dressed her." "How you wash, aunt." "How you see her, she is aunt." "How you see it, aunt?" People that are learning spanish:

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-Dear the motorcycle doesn't turn on. -I think water dropped in the carburetor. -Ha ha ha, do you even know where is the carburetor? -In the motorcycle. -Well, and where is the motorcycle? -In the river.

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-And now, how i end it? I complicated it a lot. -William! Time to eat! -Whatever, "And everyone died."

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-Can! -Can, can can! -C... *Sniff sniff* *Peaches in cubes* -The betrayal, the deception, human!!

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The right design for the right situation. El diseño correcto para la situación correcta.

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"In the interviews..." -Why you want this job? -I did always have a passion for not starving.

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When your life is out of control: Cuando tu vida esta fuera de control: -What? Is it july already? -And this when happened?

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-Mira por donde vas, acabo de enterarme que algunas arañas pueden imitar a las hormigas. -Tengo miedo, abrázame.

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"Me, buying clothes by internet." How the model looks like with it //// When i try it to wear it

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"Alguna vez te preguntaste que hay debajo de las grandes pirámides?"

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*How we see Vegeta eating.* *How Vegeta see us eating.*

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-Disculpe, puede ayudarme? -Te importaría clickear todas las fotos con bicicletas? -Gracias, amigo. -Estamos adentro!

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When i am in my room and there reaches a smell of food:

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Women: -Oh i don't know which one i should choose. Men: -This one because it has the Pikachu.

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"Things i didn't know they exist and now i need them."

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"Cuando googleas las letras de una canción y te das cuenta que estuviste cantando un sin sentido por 6 meses."

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"When you know your roof partner did get castrated." -Rauuuuul!

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-Do you remember when i told you can touch me? -I lied...

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-La muerte solo es el principio. -Ahora mi vida puede verdaderamente comenzar.

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When the people stop watching out in the new posts and directly come to my profile: Cuando la gente deja de ver los nuevos posts y directamente viene a mi perfil: "When you lost a meme a in the news section, but you remember who shared it and enter in his profile to track it."

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-Qué? -Por qué necesitas todo esta popo?

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-Dad! A turtle in the street. -Where you think it's going? -Do we help him to get faster? -Great idea. -Juan! You did come very early...

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"Cars in action movies." Did i get 1000 shots? It doesn't matter brooom brooom. "Cars in horror movies." I can't turn on.

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"This is a free neighborhood of velociraptors." Did past: 25,915,376,552 days from the last incident. -Uff...

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"Si puedes leer esto, el enano se cayo."

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-Allí esta, la casa playera de mis sueños.

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*When you using the jacket that predict the future.*

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"The youngness are the future." The youngness: *A cucumber sleeping in live.* -What a crap. -Shhh its sleeping. -Sorry.

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-Wow, la tortuga gano la carrera! -Donde esta el conejo?

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"The gamers of nowadays don't know in the old days we did have to boil an egg to put it in the mouse once per week."

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-Peter... can you stop using phrases of Age of Empires? -Wololoooo.

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-Why you didn't answer? -I fell asleep. -For two days? -I sleep like that.

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Cuando sos anti-sistema: When you are anti-system:

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"The yongness are the future of the country." The youngness: My secret is that once i did stumble with a manikin and i told it "sorry" and after i did notice it was a manikin and i did say "i thought you were a person".

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-Hi boss... the truck seems to be a transformer.

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The little differences between cats and dogs: Las pequeñas diferencias entre perros y gatos: *Como ganar amigos e influenciar a la gente.* *El arte de la guerra.*

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Did you watch that chapter? Viste este capitulo? -Ereeeeen!

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*Aura débil* Veganos que son veganos porque aman a los animales. *Aura fuerte* Veganos que son veganos porque odian a las plantas.

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"I bought her a cat to see if she leaves the cell phone."

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-Hijo, he mantenido este secreto sobre ti para protegerte.. -Eres adoptado. *Ruidos de caimán confundido*

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*No one of them know to read... but they trying at least!!*

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-*Grandioso. El olvido sus lineas de nuevo.*

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*The money doesn't give happiness.* Me, when i lost 20 pesos:

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"When you see a super meme but by mistake you update the news and you never see it again." -Now it lives only in my memory.

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Me while checking on internet: Yo mientras checkeo en internet: *Why i have back pain?*

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-Oh no, esta lloviendo. No tenemos una sombrilla. -Sígueme.

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"When you offer food and they take even more."

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-Will the exam be difficult, teacher? -I'm getting few juicy ones. -I'm inspired. -Not even i know the answer and i studied this for 5 years.

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-The way of the serpent is very long and dangerous, do you have good physical health? -Well i don't think so, i just died.

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El mejor maquillaje! xD The best makeup! xD

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-Moooooom someone is looking for youuuuu! -She will come soon.

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"Me, with the cats." "Me, with the humans."

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-Why you bark to every car or motorcycle that pass? -You won't understand.

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-Me siento terrible. -Ahora me siento terrible y rápida.

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"Me, watching my messages from the notification bar to not be online."

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-Oh cielo, no es acaso el Señor Muerte? -Hola Señor Muerte, esta disfrutando la vacación? -Vacación?

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-Que dice el perro? -Guau! -Y el gato que dice? -Los días de la humanidad están contados. -Qu-qué? -Estúpidos, estúpidos humanos. -Su arrogancia ha enojado a nuestros dioses. -Soplón.

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"Me sending an email super important." "The archive without adjunct it."

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I feel like the rug is looking to me. Siento como que el tapete me esta mirando.

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-Mi humano es muy bueno. -El otro día se pedorreo. -Y me dio todo el crédito.

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When my memes reach 3 likes. Me: *Influencer*

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The photo they take // What the camera records La foto que toman // Lo que la cámara graba

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"The cow escaped way to the slaughterhouse, it destroy a metal fence, broke the arm of a man and swim till an uninhabited island where it actually lives."

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-If you don't like, take the door and go.

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"Don't do more holes in the yard." My dog:

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If your car is white, i will poop black. If your car is black, i will poop white. If you don't have a car, i will poop on you...

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Voldemort Le gusta: Serpientes, magia y muerte. 0 Sin coincidencias. 1 Coincidencia.

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A great power comes with a great responsibility. Un gran poder viene con una gran responsabilidad.

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"Hi, i'm Pandora. Follow me in this unboxing!"

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-You did say a pair of beers. -16 is pair.

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The trainer: -Take out the tiger that is in you! The tiger that is in me: -Is there bread?

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-I lied to you, we won't go out, we will watch memes, each one in their phone.

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Me: -I will stop uploading crap. 5 mins later:

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-Bye Lisa! I will be fine! Read the note! -Wololo

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"When you ask to God that release your family of all the problems and you wake up in the heaven." -What happened?

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-Excuse me, you droped something. -That's not mine. -I saw it fall from you. -I didnt- -OH GOD SHE IS DROPPING TRASH! -SOMEONE IS DROPPING TRASH HERE! -Fine! I will pick it up. -Is this your number? -Call me!

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-And what you do in your house if you don't go out? Me:

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"Give me some gum and 2 kitties, please."

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"There you don't have to surrender." "Always you have to get up and try it again." "Get over the obstacles on the way." -Haaaaa. "Risk, don't give up, and that way you will reach the goal." -Heeel...ppp...

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The taxi driver: -It is $10. Me: -I have only $9. The taxi driver: -How we do it? Me: -Well turn it back a little bit. The taxi driver:

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*The cashier put a pane to protect himself.* The client:

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"I did read that laugh for 2 minutes is healthier than run 20 km. And here i am, sit in a park bench laughing of everyone who pass running."

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"It is a surprise tool that will help us later."

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-We will be together forever. *65 millions of years later...* *Dinosaurs fighting*

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-Oh no. -Now yes, grow up little one. -Look at me! Soon i will be as tall as you!

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-The door is close and no one open it. -If you see the Death staying in front of your door, would you open it? -Good point.

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No fumar No perros Y absolutamente sin perros fumando!

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-Do you want to join my religion? -What is it about? -I'm interested...

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The Pomodoro technique consist in work 25 minutes and rest 5. // Rest 25 minutes and work 5, i got it.

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-Work hard is fine. -But remember. -It's also fine... -Rest.

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-Thanks for change my life. -I just pooped in your bed.

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-Don't be silly, there are no monsters under your bed. And now go to sleep!

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-They say that with good rhythm of reggaeton the plants grow faster. -I have to turn off this crap!

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Cama calentita = Warm bed Yo = Me Responsabilidades = Responsibilities

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"When the design and the experience of the product doesn't go by the hand." Clients: -I love it! -And me too... Users:

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*Sigh* -What happens? -Sometimes i feel like a fiasco. -So crazy. -Sometimes i feel like a shark!

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"The saddest scene of Titanic according to my mom."

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"It's needed electrician. This time with experience."

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"A roman comes to a bar, get up 2 fingers and say: 5 beers please." -Context :( -The context is the basic education dude hahahaha.