When you go to sleep too late. Cuando vas a dormir muy tarde. -I'm awake, but to what cost.
@Hibernum in June 2021
-Do you need help with the other one? -Yes, please.
*The person that know there is a spider in his/her room and still go to sleep quiet.* *The devil.*
"As kid it looked so boring that between adults they gift bottles of wine in their birthdays, now days it looks like a great gift."
"I saw this image and i can't think about someone with that much of patience, eat now the damn tangerine."
"Would you date a man that live with his parents after the 30 years old?" -They date with men that live with the wife, why not with the ones that lives with the parents?
"When someone tell you that love you with all and your defects." -My what?
-I will get closer to that human tribe to steal their food, what is the worst that could happen. *10000 years later.* -Crap, my croquettles are gone again.
My cat every morning! Mi gato cada mañana! -Alimentame y dime que soy bonito.
-Wow, did you done this? YOU PAINT REALLY BAD.
What i wanted to learn from the Super Champions. /// What i did learn.
What i think when someone tell me they have almond milk. Lo que pienso cuando alguien me dice que tiene leche de almendra.
"When no one believed you but in the end you were right."
"Study what ever you want, anyways you will end up doing Excel tables."
"How i get mad really fast."
When you find the Otaku in the class! Cuando encuentras al Otaku en la clase!
Karen, stop singing in Korean, something is happening to me!
"When you are a dark guy/girl, but you are in love."
When you realize you and your family are special. Cuando te das cuenta que vos y tu familia son especiales. "My mom didn't breed a dummy..." "We were 3."
-It is not true, i don't do that when there is people.
Someone: -Hey, i saw you and you didn't greet me. Me...
"When you gain weight for interpret a character and you remember you are not an actor." -It can't be.
"I congrats my neighbors of the lower floor for their new lamp."
When my mom told me it was there and i didn't find it but she did again. Cuando mi mamá me dice que estaba allí y no lo encuentro pero ella lo hace de nuevo.
Me, contemplating the void and how there is nothing to eat in this house. Yo, contemplando el vació y como no hay nada para comer en esta casa.
The king goes in the bed and the pet in the floor, wait a second... El rey va en la cama y la mascota en el suelo, espera un segundo...
"When you use aromatizing after poop, and now it smells to tropical poop."
"With that character no one will love you." My dog when it see me:
*We go back to the presential classes.* The student expert in comedy: -My microphone isn't working teacher hehe.
Me, asking for potato chips. //// Me, when i got asked for potato chips.
"I was trying to hide from my cat." The cat: -From who are we hiding?
-You can't stay from early with your face. Me from early:
"I need to use something like this." "Do not feed please, it is on diet."
"I work better under pressure." Me, under pressure... -I hate everyone!
"El mundo es un lugar cruel e injusto. Ya no hay armonía en el universo. Solo es sufrimiento constante." *Minutos después* -OMG un pajarito :3
Me: -I must stop thinking so much, it is not good, i need to rest. My anxiety: -Let's ride till the morning, dudes.
-The dog is round! -The dog is flat! -Round. -Flat! -Round. -Flat.
*People that goes to run when they wake up.* *Me, trying to process the simple fact that i'm alive."
"Cuando tu gato finalmente decide mostrarte algo de afecto."
"The teacher going with the students that did offer for pick up chairs of another classroom."
-Who resurrected at the third day? -Jesus. -An why did you put "Me, after the party"?
*Me trying to stop connecting.* *The memes.*
"Me, thinking how the pill knows where it hurts me."
"When i ask for permission to go to do the homework and it sounds the bottles of beer in my bag."
"Me, looking to someone that doesn't know a fact that i did learn yesterday."
-I'm starting to feel cold, pass me a cat.
-Una parte de mi ama a los gatos. Otra parte, no mucho.
The teacher: -Take it easy, the exam will be easy. The exam: *Mark which one of them is a mechanical bull.*
"Me, explaining to my dog that it doesn't have to stop sleeping to go after me, that i'm only going to the bathroom to pee."
-Deja de tocarme con tus sucias manos!!!
-If in any moment you feel bad. -Remember there are persons of your age that are already parents.
"The chard before enter the pot." "Few minutes later."
"It did fall, but did a turn into its life and get up."
"When you want to lose weight, but you get confused and lost 3 assignments."
"I'm nervous! I don't know if greet her, ask her for an autograph or report her to the museum!"
Inofensiva - Venenosa Plato anal Fila doble luego del plato anal - Fila simple luego del plato anal -Hermano si veo una serpiente, voy a correr, no le voy a examinar el culo.
-No one will believe this... -Grandma... what a huge nose you have. *Aah... she is really stupid.*
"When someone repeats me the things more than 3 times and i still don't understand."
"That's strange... A cushion that purr."
"Me, when people tell me, for real you have 30? You looks like 20."
Sometimes what we need is company. A veces lo que necesitamos es compañía.
"When someone talks to you like a baby in front of other dogs."
"When you resolve an exercise in the exam with a method that you just invented."
"There exist two types of persons in this world." "Avoid both of them."
Ahora sabemos su verdadera identidad O_O Now we know his real identity O_O
"Mi gato el teléfono." Alarma - Música Entretenimiento -Difícil de encontrar
"Robot aspirator eats the hair of a woman while she was sleeping." "And everything started like that..."
-Dear, leave the chicken resting in the kitchen with onion, pepper and beer. -Ok...
"The perfect tattoo doesn't exist..."
Me: -Today i will clean, i will do exercise, and i will be up to date, i will be productive. Me, the whole day:
-Crap, it is already night and i did nothing the whole day. -Well, let's sleep because do nothing also tired me.
"When you get fun, the work is not work."
"The bed when i want to sleep." "The bed when i want to get up." "The bed when i throw my phone on it."
"Porque las brujas solo pasan el rato con gatos negros."
"Soy oscuridad... nunca me encontraran aquí."
Doctors: -Don't worry, the x rays are completely harmless. *Doctors when they turn on the machine of x rays.*
-So, what's your super power? -I'm rich. *Boom*
-Effectively you have grown but only to the sides.
-Wanna be my friend? Advantage: None Disadvantages: Being my friend.
*How to fix the car's board.* *Como arreglar el tablero del auto.*
-Si recuerdo bien mi investigación, una cola meneándose significa "amigable".
-Just accept it... you won't height more than 1.70. *20 years old* *1.60 height*
"When you finally sit to eat but you don't feed your cats first."
"When my friends look for me to ask me for tips."
"Que pasaría si Jack fuese un gato?" -Estoy volando!
En un universo paralelo. In a parallel universe.
"Study daily for the exam." "Study one night before." "Whatever god wants."
*My brother is kind with me.* Me: -Suspicious.
-Hi, i'm the one who did come yesterday to buy the super glue.
Receiving socks as kid: -Look son, i bought you socks. -Nooo i wanted the Nintendo mom. Receiving socks as adult: -Son, i bought you socks. -God bless you, i was using consortium bags.
-When i will be able to go out with boys? -When i die! Plus 3 days, just to make sure.
"This person did take his fair part, from his point of view, but it affected others. Exercised his right but with injustice. The rights can't be exercised as each one wanted, it disappear the justice when it hurts third part ones. I'm not talking about moral, only the wrong exercised of the rights."
*Someone ask me for a place or how to find it.* Me, that i been living my whole life here since i did born: -Hmmmm, i don't know...
-Oh, por favor, puedo ver el brillo, sin teléfonos en la cama!
Psichologist: -The doggywise doesn't exist. The doggywise: -Everyone bark.
-Son, can you cut up the chicken breast that is in the kitchen. -Yes, mom. -Don't eat it!!!
*When the time of go to school already passed.* -Son, wasn't you sick? -I'm good now.
When a woman invites you to watch Netflix: Cuando una mujer te invita a mirar Netflix: -But, Sandy, you don't even have Netflix. Reference: Arenita = Sandy
"The right form to unfreeze a cat is with the sun. You don't use a microwave because it ruins the cat."
"You have 14 years old, it is saturday in the afternoon, you finish eating, turn on the pc and watch this..."
-And now we wait.
-Dad, i can't sleep. -Can you tell me a... -Paradox to sleep!! -Could Magneto raise the Thor's hammer?
*The house from the point of view of a cat." Cama = Bed Abrelatas = Can opener
-Are the vaccines secure? -No idea. It is heroin.
*Chicas después de usar shampoos caro.* *Chicos luego de usar jabón.*
Work = Trabajo Sims = A game / Un juego
-Ves, no hay monstruos debajo de la cama. Ahora ve a dormir!
-I'm yummy and nutritious. -I'm poisonous and be careful. -I dissolve the contours of your reality!
"My neighbors did have fear to my dog that's why i bought him a wig."
*Someone send me a message of good morning.* Me, at 3 PM: -Hiii.
"I been laughing 3 hours about this HAHAHAHAHA."
"You know cook and i know eat, we are destiny to the success baby."
*The animals adapt to their environment.* Animals in Latin America: *Unusual case* *Dog kills a kid from 2 shots."
When you find out the suggestions on google: Cuando encuentras las sugerencias en google: "Por qué Jesús tiene nombre mexicano?."
-I can't feed you today, i don't have food even for me. -Oh no, it gives me anxiety. -I can't feed you today. -I bringed a dead rat for you master, good eating.
"Other persons with wool cap." "Me with wool cap."
-And before you decide to study and work at the same time, consider this. -I have 23 years old!
-What is it? -It is my hat scare-sharks. -Do you want to eat some seals? -No thanks, it is disgusting the seals with pineapple.
-And why you dedicate to upload memes? -I don't have body for onlyfans. Next question.
When i have to get up from the bed But i don't want to wake up the cat.
-Jej, Jej... míralo a él viendo fijamente a la luz...
"Cuando tu té esta caliente pero entiendes la termodinámica."
Does she loves me? No / Yes
The best system anti-robbery. El mejor sistema anti-robo.
When you live in Argentina. Cuando vives en Argentina. It doesn't matter when you watch this meme, it is always right. -This country is going to hell.
"The first hotel in the space will open in 2027." *Credit card declined.*
Me. // People that still talk to me without matter how long it takes me to answer.
Todos tenemos diferentes puntos de vista pero disfrutamos de los memes! Gracias por seguirme! Ya somos casi 1000! We all have different points of view but we enjoy the memes! Thanks for follow! We are almost 1000!
"I will change my name of noise, now i will be: NO ONE, i will give you i love it to every single photo i see; so when the notification shows up: NO ONE loves your photo. I'm pure evilness, muahahahah."
-Was i a bad father, Luigi? -My name is Loki.
-Desde los bancos del Nilo todo el camino hacia la gran pirámide -- Ese es mi baño.
*Luego de hacer absolutamente nada.* Yo: -Ve y toma un descanso; te lo mereces.
-So smart -_-
-Where are you? -Waiting the bus. -Ok, hurry up. *Waiting faster*
-Please Jesus, help me to aprove. *Click* -Thanks, Jesus.
"My body is not a temple, it's a Catholic church: It's full of wine, bread and guilty."
-Sometimes i think i'm invisible. -It looks like someone needs a hug. -Is it a joke?
-Karen, could you take off your blue prince from my food now?
-Bienvenido a mi opezcina.
"I don't know anything about drugs, alcohol and parties, but if you want to talk about history, culture, books and art, don't count with me because also i don't know anything."
"The closer i was from Disneyland."
-My dear. -Could you end it for me? *Heart* -Sure. -Obituary.
Do you remember the dog that enter to the classes? Well now it is engineer. Recuerdas al perro que entraba a clases? Bueno ahora es ingeniero.
Small box -How they do that? Enormous bed -_-
Me, reaching everywhere with my backpack:
"If you see it blurry it's because you like me."
"Take me a photo as if i were escaping."
-Any doubt just say "ps ps ps".
"Icecream of Firulais." Firulais = Dog name
"Como prepararse para una reunión de Zoom."
-What are you listen to that you are so happy?
-I will go out, Behave yourself. -Obviously.
-I only sleep 4 hours per day, and look at me, fresh as a lettuce.
*Cooking for first time.* Girls: Everything looks delicious. Guys: I told you it smells to gas, sucker.
"El retrato de una familia durante la fiebre española, 1918."
Man: *gets hit in the balls* Other men in the distance:
When you get ask: "What happens?". But nothing happens, simplely your face is like that.
When you notice why they censored that: Cuando te enteras porque censuraron eso: -Blue power! -Red power! -Green power! -W..
-Yo huelo pie. -Solo estoy oliendooo el pie. -Yo solo voy a oleeer el pie. -Quizás solo una pequeña mordida...
"OMG it is almost noon and i did nothing of interest in 30 years."
"Who eats quiet, eat twice." *Me, lunching with my grandma and after with my mom.*
"My cat did come back home with a armadillo shell... apparently my cat has better parties than me."
Mom: -Son go for an egg to the store. Me at the ironmongery: -What i was here for?
"Imagine the speed the ostrich was coming when it hited the tree."
-I see you tired. -In this days the cats start fighting and they don't let me sleep the whole night. -Round one! -Stop it dudes. -Crap.
-What you doing? -I just misinterpreted the moment.
"Prohibited stick posters." "But it say nothing about draw posters."
-How strong you like your coffee? Me:
Hey, it is about the same as the photo right? Hey, esta casi igual que en la foto cierto?
Karen, am i a joke for you? Karen, soy una broma para ti?
"Los empleados deben usar redes para el cabello."
"Young guy used the app that turn you into an old man and it showed up the face of the neighbor."
"I'm starting to suspect that he don't have Netflix."
When you got asked, how are you? -Well, you know. -There.
Me: *I turn around 5 seconds.* *The pot with spaghetti that was boiling.*
Ray the Cat. -You are an ugly cat. -Aaaahh!
"Not a single cell phone in the whole image. Only people living the moment."
"Now it gonna be cold, they taking the sun for maintenance."
"The villain destroying the city." "The superhero destroying the city to kill the villain." "The workers that spent years building the edifications."