-Hmmm delicious -But where is your dinner?
@Hibernum in January 2021
"You did psspss to me at the street and i'm here to live with you."
"The objective is to help the ciclist to improve his speed."
This is my friend the slug, it always visit me at the night! haha
-When you think you gonna poop it, and you poop it. -I am a prophet.
"Resume of the trailer of Godzilla vs Kong"
-Dad, do you help me to take down my ball? -Sure, daughter. -Do you want me to take down the cat too? -No, thanks!
"I pay you later" -"Someone that is not going to pay you and over all gonna get angry when you try"
-You are putting it outside the glass. -You gonna spill it. -Are you blind?! -...
-Anyone knows who takes out the licence underwater? -Ms Poof.
"When you upload a great meme but you get blocked for 30 days."
Godzilla vs Kong! The Simpsons Version :D
"When someone combines your love for the hamburgers and the kitties" "Give me 700 kittiehamburguers!"
"Never forget that the years you have are for real years that you don't have anymore. The only thing left is your life ahead. Enjoy it!"
-Nobody: -The photocopy of the english teacher. -What's the colour of Pepe's shirt?
"I don't know much about electric cars but i think they don't load like that"
-Me: Why i have to go to work? -My boss: Because you are essential. -Me:
-Trainer: Activate the abdomen for this exercise. -Me: ... -Trainer: ACTIVATE THE ABDOMEN! -Me: Where it activate? Q.Q
"Between how late i go to sleep and how early i have to wake up, one day i will meet myself in the corridor."
-How i do to become a delivery guy? -You have to be the son of a delivery guy or save the life of one.
"No soy un robot."
Me at job interviews: "I am wonderful, hire me :)"
-Me: I bet it will be fun to put a pancake in my cat's face. -My cat:
Me coming back to home after a long day watching memes at the work. I'm exhausted.
-Me yawning. -Everyone that saw me yawning.
-The police stopped me and told me: "Papers?" -I told: "Scissor, i won" and i went. I think they want the rematch, they were following me for 45 mins!
-Let's hope this lion has a christian heart. -God bless this lunch i have over my table.
-I barked to the thief. -And what happened? -He say "Aww so cute" and stealed me.
"Technically you have 2 minutes of life but each time you breath on, the timer resets."