@Ezehevizgodwin 11 June 2020

Dirty jokes

*Young girl praying praying:God marry me with intelligent man, god replied:that's impossible because intelligent men don't get married *When a lady is pregnant, all her frnds touch her stomach nd say 'congrats' but non of them comes $ touch men's p**nis and say 'well done', hard work is not appreciated *Wen tings go rong. Wen tears flow 4rm ur eyes. Wen sadness fills ur heart, plz inform me-coz my frnd sells tissues. BUY ONE GET ONE FREE *U have only 2 option in life (accept or change) try 2 accept wat u can't change, try 2 change wat u can't accept *So sweet is ur smile..... So sweet is ur style..... So sweet is ur voice.... So sweet is ur eye.... See how sweetly I lie *God made Pepsi, God made whisky, God made me so s*xy, God made rivers, God made lakes and God made you? Well everybody makes mistakes *Boy wanted to have s*x wit girl frnd, ashamed of his small s*x organ decided to bring girl frnd in dark opened his zip and put his s*x organ on girls hand. Girl frnd 'NO' I don't smoke.