While walking out of the supermarket today I was met by an APC reverse parking in the car park. Obviously I grabbed my phone and grinned like an idiot while they parked because driving a tank to the supermarket is brilliant. Meanwhile behind me some miserable looking cow loudly said "why would you own a tank? Bunch of prats" as she climbed into her battered family estate car. I wonder if people like that go their entire lives being that joyless. What a waste of a life.