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@Cryptosneeze in May 2021

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How's this to make you feel old. The new generation doesn't know that ovens used to be gas powered.

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As much as I don't want to see Doge pump, I'm definitely buying some on May 7th to sell the next day. Thanks for the heads up papa musk.

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I don't think I've ever seen such a hated coin. πŸ˜‚ #Leofinance

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Worst purchase I've made this year, a Oneplus 8 phone. What a god awful piece of crap. Powerful enough to play any game, enough RAM to run hundreds of apps at once, and a screen so unresponsive that means I've had to type out this post FOUR TIMES.

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My last couple of Leo articles have fallen flat on their face. Even my little gym updates on Hive are getting 4x the upvotes. Wonder what I'm doing wrong.

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Have you guys seen the new M. Night Shyamalan film? MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD: ........................................... Pi network ended up being legit 😱

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Wax isn't giving me the warm and fuzzies about leaving a substantial amount of cash in it when I can't even log in.

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I think it might be time to admit that Doge might actually hit a dollar. I don't like it any more than you.

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How my friends think I make money on Crypto: Buying and selling the dip, researching potential investments for hours. Setting aside a sensible portion of my own money. How I actually make money in Crypto: Hurrhurrhurr TLM goes BRRRRRRRR

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Damn creatine, you scary. (Yes I'm drinking PLENTY of water)

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Ugh, buying some Doge two nights ago has made me more profit than the last 3 months investing in stocks. I should be happy because money, but it just feels ridiculous.

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Well this also explains some of it. The mainstream media is shilling Doge now.

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My prediction for Dogecoin. Dogecoin is going to begin it's trip to the moon this weekend. The goal has always been Doge to a dollar but once it achieves that milestone it will keep going fueled by normies attracted by the media hype. Then once the whales have offloaded, the price held up by the latecomers, the price will crash back to ~$0.10 returning to its status of a faucet coin. If this all seems familiar to you, it's because it happened with GME, the stock market…

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Guess I'm all in on Alien worlds now. Sold 100 TLM to buy a new tool.

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There's been so much noise about BCH I didn't even notice Tezos making moves. This was one of my first ever (profitable) crypto investments that I ended up buying to hodl. I had a very small amount of it but as its price went up so did the 4.63% interest amounts! I get more interest from Tezos than my entire lifetime fiat savings.

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130kg/285lbs for 5 reps. Nearly back to pre-covid strength.

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Loving this Alien Worlds update. Stops land owners from slyly changing the land commission.

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Think twitter is feeling under pressure from sites like noise.cash? πŸ˜‚ They've already cocked it up though, upon tipping someone it exposes your email address to them.

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Straight from Papa Musks twitter. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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Every year. Every God damn year. Every year I see mother day messages and the world falls out of my backside because I've forgotten about it. And then I remember it's back in March in the UK...

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Imagine bring so awkward on TV that the product you're shilling tanks. Thanks Elon πŸ˜‚

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Alien worlds players. Are you still having to press Claim? I've mined twice now and the timer has reset without the Claim button appearing.

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Last day of work at my current place complete! It's been a horrible 4 years. A weeks holiday to enjoy the lift in restrictions before starting my new slower paced job.

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Sometimes I feel dumb. Then I see people that genuinely believe in chemtrails and that jet engines run on compressed air not fuel. Then I don't feel so dumb.

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A "direct hit" from Hamas, and a direct hit from Israel. Can you tell the difference?

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While walking out of the supermarket today I was met by an APC reverse parking in the car park. Obviously I grabbed my phone and grinned like an idiot while they parked because driving a tank to the supermarket is brilliant. Meanwhile behind me some miserable looking cow loudly said "why would you own a tank? Bunch of prats" as she climbed into her battered family estate car. I wonder if people like that go their entire lives being that joyless. What a waste of a life.

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Decided to come clean to everyone here. I am in fact an Avenger. (recognise that building from the movies?)

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I don't want an axe, I want a drilllllll. Come on thunder dome, pump up the prices of my weapons and minions.

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Thanks Elon I didn't like having money anyway. I think "thanks Elon" is going to be the "thanks Obama" of this decade

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Out for a walk and this guy comes to say hello. Didn't know wild birds could be so friendly.

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110kg squats 5x5 completed today. A new personal best. And not a single picture to make an article from. I need a gym partner πŸ˜‚

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Today's effort towards saving some money. Various fruit ice tea. 40p for 40 tea bags. Some sugar and tins of various fruits. The strawberry tea came out best.

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Domino daring me to pet her. Protip: don't pet her, it's a trap. #CatPhotos

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Heard exactly what you want to hear starting my new job today. "It isn't that busy here, so start an online degree or get into crypto like we have" Might have some new noisers joining us soon!

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Woke up to my very first birthday present today. Eth and BNB up after I bought in two days ago. \o/

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The only day in the year that I can decide where the family eats. SUSHIIIIIII

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Time to wife the girlfriend I think. πŸ˜‚ Edit: It looks tiny in the pic but that cake is HUGE

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Clever Domino has worked out she needs to get some elevation to see over the frosted glass. 😺 #CatPhotos

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Out for a seaside walk today. Apologies for the incoming picture spam. Starting with a Sebring kit car.

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Fish n chips with cider and prosecco. Needed because I finally met my other half's parents. πŸ˜‚

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It's behaviour like this that makes me second guess the future of BCH. I get that conspiracy nuts will always use platforms like noise.cash, and its easy to just ignore them and move on. But when a prominent figure is a complete asshole that makes the whole platform look bad.

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Got a problem that needs a not so obvious solution. Some nefarious neighbours (haven't worked a day in their lives) are having a street party with two cars BLASTING music out. It's currently 22:30 and everyone in this house has work in the morning. Hopefully they shut the fuck up at 23:00 but I doubt it. What can be done that doesn't involve calling the police? If we do there will 100% be repercussions from the scumbags.

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Woah, has something changed with tip amounts? I'm seeing double digit tips, is there a way to see if it's from QR code or hearts?

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Ladies and gents, I'm going to sleep and buying a lotto ticket in the morning as it appears miracles can happen. The cars shut off their music at 22:55