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Operation Make Me Laugh Contest

#Laugh away your sorrow๐Ÿ˜‚* 1) Imagine a porn star who just won an award of the best porn star of the year and she was like ''first of all i will like to thank the Almighty God For... For what Sister... I repeat For what... you dey craze๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 2)Indian movies no go work for 9ja, oo i can't believe I danced in the market and instead of people to join me, dey tied me straight up to Psychiatric hospital and dey think dey will make heaven๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘ 3)Do you remember when u and your Ex nearly took an oat never to loose each other..hahaha u get luck sha, you for don run enter market by now dey dance shaku shaku in a madness format๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜€ 4)it's very annoying when u sleep and u enter canada in your dream only to wake up and start hearing Ekaaro o.. Ologi de ooo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 5)After taking tramadol 600Mg and action bitter with raw weed in preparation for ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ Akpors.. phone rings Girl๐Ÿ‘ฉ: baby i can't make it today Akpors๐Ÿ‘ฆ: You will never make it in life๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 6)After giving him all your sex styles in bed he still says'' the man that will marry u will be very lucky o,,my sister stone him to death i repeat stone him to death...God will understandโ˜บโ˜บ๐Ÿ˜€ 7)She ask me, which poly, can accept 110 as their cutoff mark..i replied poly bag and she blocked me๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚did i say anything bad๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ 8)Trouble is when u hit a toyota hilux that contains Hausa soldiers๐Ÿ˜ญmy brother just faint instantly๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 9)You gain admission u post it...going to lectures u post it...writing exam u post it...result, is out we no hear from u again๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚ 10)Welcome to Nigeria my country once u dodge your mother's slap๐Ÿ‘ you av join cult๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™† 11)I was shocked at the A.T.M today.After withdrawing money" The A.T.M asked anything for the boy๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ™† 12)I use to think jet-li movies were fake until one day i saw cobra in my compound ...i ran my leg didn't touch the ground ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ 13)Imaging reading all this jokes and u refused to react and comment on this post๐Ÿ˜ญAswear Corona go catch u๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚??๐Ÿ˜‚Walahi๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚no be fight oo @Jhess18

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