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Christmas tree is up Got the box out the loft (it's a fake tree) have had it for probably 10 years now and it's starting to show its age but was a real good one and as far as fake Christmas trees go, you do get what you pay for ( pro tip though, buy it in January :-) Have a happy Christmas read dudes.
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Christmas jumpers, A sign you have to much money ? Personally If I'm buying a item of clothing I want to be able to wear it for more then 2 weeks in December.
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Ho ho ho Merry Christmas 🎄🎄🎄
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A Christmas fairy tale in pictures. 🎄🎅♥️🤶🎄
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New year resolutions In 1994 I made a new years resolution to never ever be tied down to a ridiculous decision I made while out drunk on New year's Eve. Best New year's Eve resolution ever.
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Make every month Christmas Love Christmas ? Then enjoy every month like it December by reusing your advent calendar. On New year's Eve carefully hide a tiny gift behind each door and gently close the door. Then on the first of January you can pretend it's the run up to Christmas be all over again ! This handy trick can be reused over and over again, all the way up to December when if by magic, new advent calendars will be available :-)
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Is uncensorable always a good thing ? A serious article rather than the usual bollox I post. Say someone really wanted to fuck you off. I create a totally anon memo account and falsely accuse Mr X of being a pedo sex offender. This accusation gets stuck on the Blockchain and can not be removed. It's complete lies but for ever there is a unremovable statement accusing someone of some fucking dreadful crime. I don't think you could even attach a second statement to mark the…
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A Christmas story Long ago in once apon a time, there was a evil Elvis ( like elves but have a tendency to sing and jiggle their hips at excited teenage girls) the Elvis had a masterplan to destroy Christmas once and for all, he was sick of working in Santa's toy worship making etchosketchers. Next year he would be rich and laying on a sun lounger rather than freezing his nipples off stuck in Santa's workshop, that mean old Santa won't even turn the heating up. So the night…
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Best thing to spend .05 bch on ? Just been thinking I haven't actually spent any bch in ages. Who's got some suggestions on what I could buy online with .05 bch. ( Ideally in the UK as I'm in the UK)
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A apology from the uk On behalf of my country ( England ( I know it's not your fault Scotland/Ireland/Wales)) I would like to apologize for the absolute fuck up that has been the UK's response to covid. It seems the UK may have been responsible for the breakout of the new variant. It's hardly surprising with our ridiculously high number of cases that a mutation could happen here. We do seem to suffer a rather high % of fuckwits who still think it's all a scam by bill gates…
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I think I've upset the reward bot !!! Untill 4 days ago I would always have a notification or 2 when I logged into read.cash. Not anymore :-( I don't know why but the friendly little robot seems to be ignoring me now, insert another sad face. Oh well, it's been that kinda week. Twitter suspended my 12 year old account because I called a guy who posted quite a obvious racist tweet, a twat. Twitter support says I've been using multiple accounts for abuse. Hmmm I do have…
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Only 2 chocolates to go....
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Friendly reminder Double check your recycling/rubbish collection dates. In my area the collection days change around the Christmas holidays. Have a great Christmas/new year.
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Happy Christmas and a happy new year :-)
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Don't throw away them turkey bones Stick them in the largest pot you have, add a whole onion, a couple gloves of garlic, a couple bay leaves, some pepper corns and fill with cold fresh water, bring to boil and boil for 2 hours, let it cool down a bit, transfer to a large bowl via a sieve. Rinse out cooking pot, throw away bones ect, transfer back to big pot again via sieve and leave overnight to cool. Carefully remove as much of the fat from the top as you can using a big…
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Turkey sandwich Still got a little bit of turkey left ? Me too so today I'm going to finish it off in a sandwich. First lighty butter your bread with salted butter. Add a small amount of left over stuffing spread evenly. Add your turkey. Some roughly chopped iceberg lettuce and cut into Half's. Enjoy.
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2020 ends, 2021 begins I currently have mixed feelings about how 2021 will turn out. Guess only time will tell, happy new year to anyone who may stumble upon this message.