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@Bolanghoy in February 2021

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My wife broke up with me recently because I’m a compulsive gambler. All I can think about is how to win her back.

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Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order beer. The bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve breakfast”.

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Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?” Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me.”

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Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. ~ Josh Billings

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Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? A: He wanted to go to high school.

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I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

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Q: Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? A: Because she was trying to make up her mind.

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Lady, have you been invited to dance? - Oh, not yet. I'm free! - Then please hold my beer...

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I believe the greater the handicap, the greater the triumph. ~ John H. Johnson

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Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. ~ Mark Twain

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To have joy one must share it. Happiness was born a twin. ~ Lord Byron

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The number of U.S. college students studying Latin is 3 times the number studying Arabic.

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A walrus changes from pink to light brown in cold water because its blood vessels get smaller.

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Of all the words in the English language, the word "set" has the most definitions.

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The human thumb is controlled by 9 individual muscles, which are controlled by 3 major hand nerves.

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Check the Nutrition Facts label for the saturated fat, trans fat, cholesterol, and sodium content of packaged foods.

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Safe milk will have the word "pasteurized" on the label.

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If you want to experience love, you have to take the risk. Love's always worth the risk. ~ Author Unknown

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Almonds are high in protein, monounsaturated ("good") fat, rich in calcium, magnesium and phosphorus, and a good source of vitamin E.

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Drink water throughout the day to prevent dehydration.

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Life in abundance comes only through great love. ~ Elbert Hubbard

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Start your day in a positive way by thinking positive thoughts.

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A life without love is like a year without summer. ~ Swedish Proverb

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Get in touch with someone you haven't heard from in a while.

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There's no limit to what a man can achieve, if he doesn't care who gets the credit. ~ Laing Burns, Jr.

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If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. ~ Maya Angelou

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The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. ~ Zig Ziglar

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Life is brief but love is long. ~ Alfred Lord Tennyson

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Finding love is like finding one answer to all of your prayers. ~ Jennifer Regimbald

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Aim for at least 6-8 glasses of water daily and don't forget to use fruits and vegetables as a source of water.

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Believe in yourself and there will come a day when others will have no choice but to believe with you. ~ Cynthia Kersey

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Leadership demands that we make tough choices. ~ Alan Autry

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Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. ~ Zig Ziglar

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When I was scared of everything, I wasn't scared of loving you. ~ Author Unknown

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He who fears being conquered is sure of defeat. ~ Napoleon Bonaparte

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Never force stretches that cause you pain.

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Love is a state in which a man sees things most decidedly as they are not. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

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@ Joyimnida thanks for the tip 🥰

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@ sohrawardi12 thanks for the tip 🥰

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Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. ~ John Maxwell

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Physical activity has been defined as any bodily movement produced by the contraction of skeletal muscle that enhances health.

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You may only be one person to the world, but you may also be the world to one person. ~ Author Unknown

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@Laniedeguzman why your post been deleted?