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Beer belly

If there is something not attractive it's a belly with a guy, a beer belly. The first time I saw this belly with trousers underneath turned out to be the principal of the primary school. I could say the man was old, looked like a granddad but to be honest my granddad looked ten if not a hundred times better. He was in shape no matter what. The year's later you learn men who drink turn into a belly on legs. The walk like a pregnant lady, a lady pregnant of at least twins, one that gives birth any minute. It's as if I see more bellies these days. More bellies showing themselves proudly. The pair of trousers do not fit around the waist and it can be found back about 20 centimeters above knee height. A hairy ass is a reward and I wish those men would ask themselves for a change which part of them is the attractive, charming one. Men like these remind me of Onslow (BBC series "Keeping up appearances") although Onslow is someone who can make me laugh out loud plus he is intelligent. Most drinkers are not and just brag around and keep drinking one beer after the next. Not the good one but the cheap beer. A positive thing about a beer belly is it disappears rather fast once you stop drinking. At least if you are male. Good news for those heavy drinkers who's back start aching, feet hurt and finally figure out they are not attractive and handsome to others at all.

#kittywu #alcoholeffects #freewrite

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