@vaske75 9 December 2021 more from that month

Good morning. For the beginning of the day, I came across this interesting text, anecdote, joke, whatever I call it, and I share it with you, will it surely make everyone smile a little. I came out of the supermarket and asked for the car keys, there are documents, mobile and makeup. There are no keys. I reached for the bags, they weren't there either. I go back to the market and visit all the places I've been, but they're not there either. Then I remember forgetting them in the car. I thought to myself if they were in the car, it could very well be stolen. I hurried to the parking lot and the car was gone. I call the police and report the theft. I explained where I was and admitted that I forgot the key in the car. When I did that, I had to contact my stronger half. It was already a little harder call than the previous one. I didn't know how to tell him, so I told him uncertainly Honey, I love you! You know I forgot the key in the car and it was stolen. There was silence Then I heard his voice, he was screaming at me -I drove you and left you in the supermarket fool !! Now it was my turn to shut up and swallow ... Then I asked him happily, so can you come and get me? He shouted again: I can't fool, I'm in jail. When I convince the police that I didn't steal the car, I'll see if I want to pick you up! Dobro jutro .Za početak dana naleteo sam na ovaj zanimljiv tekst,anegdotu,šalu kako god da je nazovem oa je delim sa vama jel sigurno će izmamiti malo osmeha svakome.😂😂 Izasla sam iz supermarketa i tražim ključeve od auta, tu su dokumenti, mobilni i sminka. Ključeva nema. Posegnula sam tražiti po vrećicama,nisu ni tu. Vratim se u market i obiđem sva mesta gdje sam bila, ali nema ih ni tamo. Onda se setim da sam ih zaboravila u autu. Pomislila sam u sebi ako su u autu, vrlo lako može biti da je i ukraden. Brzo sam otišla do parkirališta i automobila nema. Nazovem policiju i prijavim krađu. Objasnila sam gde sam i priznala da sam zaboravila ključ u autu. Kada sam to obavila onda sam se morala javiti i svojoj jačoj polovini. To je već bio malo teži poziv nego prethodni. Nisam znala kako da mu saopstim, pa sam nesigurno mu rekla Dragi, volim te! Znaš zaboravila sam ključ u autu i ukraden je. Nastala je tišina Onda sam čula njegov glas,vrištao je na mene -Ja sam te dovezao i ostavio u supermarketu budalo!! Sada je bio red na meni da zašutim i progutam slinu... Onda sva srecna ga upitam pa možeš li onda doći po mene? On je opet viknuo: ne mogu glupačo,ja sam u zatvoru. Kad uverim policajce da nisam ukrao auto, videcu dal hoću doći po tebe!