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Why Islam Is the Smartest Religion Of All The undeniable superiority of Islam's messaging & communication

You’ve read that right: I, the critic of religions and political ideologies alike, concede that Islam is the smartest religion of all — by far. Before you rage-hit that unsubscribe button (or before you enthusiastically share this to validate your faith), hear me out… Islam is smart because it is pragmatic, and it understands its audience. For any brand to gain a following, it first and foremost needs to know what its audience wants, then try to offer them what they want, and lastly, communicate its message in a relatable way. This is marketing 101. Sure, all cults rely on **intimidation**, **guilt**, **shame**, **collectivism**, **unquestionable dogma**, and a **hopeful** **promise** of better things to come that are always in the future, always just around the corner. These are all manipulation triggers to which humans are designed to fall for by their nature. So much for “free will”… https://sotiris.substack.com/p/the-evil-of-abraham https://www.amazon.com/How-Manipulate-Anyone-being-manipulated-ebook/dp/B0CBW33944/ https://sotiris.substack.com/p/what-is-god But here is where Islam is smarter: Where other religions promise a vague afterlife beyond our understanding, **Islam is extremely materialistic in its promises of an afterlife**, detailing specific **physical and carnal rewards** that constitute Allah’s bribe-like offering to his greedy, opportunistic, and thirsty followers: luxury, feasts, and sex… lots and lots of meaningless, hedonistic sex. While Christianity promises a vague “Kingdom of Heaven” (eyeroll), interpretations of which describe it as the “joy of eternally worshipping god” (boring), **Islam appeals to base carnal urges** and the promise of **72 sex slaves with a side of unlimited libido**. https://sotiris.substack.com/p/abrahamism-must-end “*Worship god for an eternity*”? Bitch, you can’t even sit in church for an hour without falling asleep. Imagine that for an eternity. Christian heaven sounds like hell, imprisoned in a never-ending liturgy for all eternity. Islam’s heaven, on the other hand, offers tons of sexy time — infinite sex with 72 virgin sex slaves whose virginity is always restored — magically — each time after they are raped. In Islamic paradise, there’s also a promise of “beautiful servant boys”, subject to any pervert’s imagination (Qur’an 52:24, Qur’an 56:17–18, Qur’an 76:19). Indeed, Islam’s **Allah is a pathetic pimp**, so desperate for validation that he is willing to bribe potential followers with the cheapest thing imaginable — non-consensual sex with mindless, soulless sex slaves (this is how they are described). But that’s not the point: Islam is still brilliantly marketable in that it effortlessly manages to attract sex-starved, frustrated halfwits to a fanatic, totalitarian, and violent political ideology (Islamism).

Yes, Islam’s Allah is a laughable caricature of a demonic deity mixing virtue with vileness to deceive… **The description of Allah is a quite blasphemous and dishonourable illustration of the demiurge of this reality**… But, for sex-obsessed imbeciles, it’s a motivation that turns them into wild, murderous, and suicidal monsters. It works. There is no greater motivation than sex for repressed perverts without an outlet. https://sotiris.substack.com/p/porn-ban-is-it-a-good-idea Sure, not all — not all — not all. Not all Muslims are perverts or bad people. I personally know a few who are wholesome individuals, with a more unwavering commitment to morality and virtue than your average atheist or X-religionist — **morality and virtue they’d have whether they were Muslim or not**. A lot of Muslims are just decent people — despite their religion — who simply had the misfortune of being born in regions or to families that derive their identity from the history of Islamic tradition. People don’t choose the collectivist identity they are born into. Sure, they can “identify” as something else in adulthood, like grown adults “identifying” as little girls; they’re not fooling anyone. What a shame… https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/stefonknee-wolschtt-transgender-father-leaves-family-in-toronto-to-start-new-life-as-a-sixyearold-girl-a6769051.html I’m not talking about the good people who just happened to be born into a Muslim identity, not of their choosing. I am talking about the first followers of Islam, as well as those newly converted or reconverted, who seem to have been attracted to Islam’s promise of a carnal afterlife — and who would blame them? If you don’t aspire for higher ideals (evidently, the vast majority of humanity doesn’t), then it’s a pretty sweet deal to “do Allah’s will” (whatever that means) and get rewarded with an **eternity of meaningless carnal hedonism**. Don’t tell me that Islam would have had half the followers it has today, had those who devised this brainwash-psyop not thought to include sex in the unprovable afterlife they promised. This supports my **theory that** **Islam was concocted and is maintained by matriarchal women**, subtly manipulating their sons and husbands into application. From this perspective, Islam is basically average women exploiting incels (involuntary celibates) to oppress the alpha females and rob them of their reproductive advantage. This envy management system is exactly the same as the “philosophy” of communism: “*Let us all starve together as long as I don’t have to envy anyone being better than me*”. https://sotiris.substack.com/p/islamic-feminism-and-muslim-matriarchy Indeed, Islam oppresses all women, but perhaps most of them (the average-looking and the unattractive) welcome this oppression if it means bringing down with them the attractive ones. Being oppressed is a small price to pay when those you hate are also oppressed, right? **When you hate your betters more than you love yourself, suffering in the same hellhole as them is a bargain for you! Their fall is greater than yours!** This is Marxism, and Islam is akin to Marxism in this way. Read my post ‘Islamic Feminism & Muslim Matriarchy’ for context. https://sotiris.substack.com/p/islamic-feminism-and-muslim-matriarchy

Key takeaway The point of this article is not theology, or history, or philosophy. The point is **marketing**. If you want to appeal to a demographic, you have to know what drives them. Once you do, use that angle to hook them with a content strategy that exploits the following manipulation tactics: **fear**, **shame**, **guilt**, **hope**, **collective** **identity**, **envy**, **pride**, and the oldest one in the book: **hedonism**. Marxism is identical to Islam, save for the sex part. This is why there are more Muslims than Marxists. Islamic communication is just brilliant, centuries ahead of its time. Follow me for more marketing tips.