My current relationship status with the different media platforms: Facebook - Kind of like that annoying ex, keeps spamming my inbox with messages saying I'm missed. NOT interested. Instagram - I am not at all discarding the weight of looks to get me in the mood. But I prefer my relationships to be of substance. Not the case here. Hive-blog - Probably a great investment for the future, but due to my nature of being lazy I just flirt with it here and there and it never turns to be anything serious. Shame on me. Noise - Like that old "friends with benefits" thing. I come and go when I please, and no one seems to be bothered. Twitter - So much crazy stuff going on there atm, I'll admit it gets "me" juices flowing. Horny for more. Reddit - Has to be the other ex, but the one you're on good terms with. (halp!)
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I would have to say this is one of the most creative ways to describe one's relationship with social media I have ever read. lol
I forgot read.cash. That girl I heard great things about but I'm too shy to man up and ask her out.
Unfortunately she lost her charm (rusty) now, but still attractive (nice UI).