Jokes Part 1 (Sweet as honey)

Hodge sits in the market as a grape seller. Seeing a friend, he wanted to sell grapes to him. But the friend said he had no money. Hodge is a generous man. Said, ‘You are a friendly man. Even if you pay later. Try two grapes, sweet as honey. '

The friend expressed his inability and said that he was fasting. Hodge said, ‘The month of Ramadan is still two months away. Fasting now? '

The friend told me to make up for the broken fasts of the past year. At once Hodge said, ‘Brother I will not sell grapes to you. Because the man who takes ten months to pay the rest of God, how many years will it take him to pay me the rest? '