What To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."     "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."    "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"     "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"     "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"     "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"     "Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.     "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."     "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."     "The coffee machine is broken...."     "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."     "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"     "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"     "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."    AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:    "Amen"