Birani of stingy people An extremely stingy man went to bathe in the sea and started drowning. He then prayed, ‘If I survive, I will feed biryani to 1000 poor people twice a day.’ Just then a big current came and pushed him ashore! He then stood up and said, ‘Huh! What a biryani! ’Then suddenly another big wave came and swept him away! Then he said, ‘I mean biryani, chicken or raw?’