I've never played Santa in my life, just a pirate, and this would be the best opportunity for me to give gifts to some people that made 2021 extra special! Let me check what I have in my bag...
Oh, there's none because the gifts that I will be giving are too big to put inside!
Hmm, have you been naughty or nice, my friends? I haven't really had a thorough check on my list however, here are the top nicest people that have positively influenced me every day of my life and the gifts that I'd love to give them:
To sis @FarmGirl I want to give you this Christmas baby because I know you've been praying to have one. Isn't he perfect? He always smiles and doesn't cry a lot. He loves to cuddle and sleep. He likes pasta and beef Wellington. Yes, he already eats solids. For dessert, he prefers Soufflé. You will see the hand guide on how to take care of him in his diaper bag, which has unlimited supplies. Just a warning though: he sometimes releases his missile poop lol. I will give you the honor to name the baby, otherwise, he'd be Gordon. Good luck.
Dear sis @Bloghound I know you have been so tired of doing all your household chores so I am giving you this robot. You don't have to do all the cleaning and stuff, just let her do it. All you gotta do is teach your sweet daughter and have a great bonding time with her when school is done. She can also be your bodyguard, she knows all sorts of martial arts. Her name is Robbie, by the way.
The mad Scotsman I think, has all the great things in the world but I wanna add something to his swan friends. This is a swan mug for you sir Ed @TengoLoTodo Her name is Kampie lol. You can put some coffee, wine, or beer whatever you like. Then drink to your heart's content because you won't run out of it, just whisper to the mug, "I want some booze, and voila! You got it".
What shall I give to the one who already has everything he desires? @Lucifer01 ...He seemed to have been in love and got heart broken. How about a hologram girlfriend for you? Or do you still want the detective, Chloe? I changed my mind, let's replace your car with this one. Do you like it? It can go to any dimensions- heaven, hell, purgatory, etc.
To this ever hard-working woman sis @bmjc98 I am gonna give you a mansion. You don't have to pay for any amortization, everything is paid. As a bonus, you have the option to choose the interior of the house, from top to bottom. The house is also eco-friendly, you won't have to worry about paying hefty bills. I got it all sorted out for you!
How will I forget this awesome lady too? Sis @yhanne I will give you and your family a lifetime VIP card which you can use in all buffets in the Philippines. Name the restaurant or hotel, from Mariott to Sambo Kojin, you won't have to pay for eating with your family. The card has no expiry so you won't have to worry about renewing it.
To one of the bunsos (youngests) sis @Expelliarmus30 I know you have been doing your best in your studies to give yourself and your family a good future so my gift to you is an all-expense-paid trip abroad. You can fly anytime, anywhere with your family. Take all the time that you need to unwind, you deserve it. Just don't forget to send me a postcard whenever you are on the globe.
And lastly, why would I forget the birthday girl, my dear friend Eliana @CoquiCoin? Since it is difficult to travel around Venezuela due to the price of petrol. I'm gonna give you a private plane. And you know what? The fuel is free for life. You can fly wherever you want to and the private plane comes with a butler. It is also on auto-pilot. You got everything you need inside this plane, my dear. And, I also added the latest gaming system for your son so he could play as much as he wants to if he gets bored while flying.
To some of my friends that I didn't mention here, no worries. I will drop each one of you a bag of goodies when I fly on Christmas Eve.
This is my entry for my first Christmas prompt here on read, yey! For the #PerfectGiftChallenge2021 dear @CoquiCoin . Win or lose, I had fun!
I hope you like my gift, my dears. They are all from the bottom of my heart.
Merry Christmas!
Glessa
The bag image was from https://www.123rf.com/photo_99743605_top-view-of-open-empty-red-travelling-bag-isolated-on-white-background.html
The rest of the images were from Unsplash.com and the content is mine.
December 8, 2021
aww Glessa, Kampie is amazing and perfect, how thoughtful you are :) I love her and will use to have coffee whenever I want, of voila I have one now, salamat superstar 💙