A tragic turn of events: A man receives a message from a neighbour.... "Sorry sir I am using your wife...day and night... When you are not present at home...In fact , much more than you do . I confess this now because I am feeling very guilty . Hope you will accept my sincere apologies." The man is down with a heart attack and admitted to hospital The next day he receives another message "Sorry sir spelling mistake , it's not wife but wifi"