@cryptocracyOnNoiseApp 11 February 2022 more from that month

Cofounder Vitalik Buterin says Ethereum may never be very much faster than it is now. Coinbase pulled the “how to buy” instructions on three cryptocurrencies after ‘rug pull’ warnings. Morgan and Lichtenstein sounds like the name of a personal injury law firm, the kind of ambulance chasers likely to run television advertising like its a garden hose in July. Not so. They are the names of the couple arrested in the Bitfinex case where $4.5 billion in bitcoin was allegedly laundered. But this is one strange couple. Morgan, who looks like she could be your friendly school librarian, aspired to be a rapper. But she also wanted to have babies. In fact, their lawyer argued the two don’t pose a flight risk because they don’t want to stray too far from Morgan’s frozen embryos. Of course, it might be lost on poor counsel that, being frozen, she’s already separated from those little eggies as is. To pledge his love to Morgan, Lichtenstein bought billboard space to honor her rapper alter ego Razzlekhan, which sounds like a Russian musical with poorly written English subtitles. Want to get the lowdown on how the Feds caught this vicious couple—the rapper and her dapper don? Read about the chess match at Time. Get the full dope at https://cryptocracy.substack.com/p/meet-the-weird-couple-arrested-for