@codare 17 March 2020 edited more from that month

She Just Says, "Moo!" | She Farts

How do I tell you about her? Do not anthropomorphize Her I suppose Some would describe her As a little bit On the 'beefy' side For me It is always her Doleful eyes That talk to me And capture me With their deep Inner Sadness Although she Lives in the field One perfect day to the next And day-to-day Twice daily Like one of the obedient herd She dis-engorges The conclusion of her Rumination Sunrise to sunset She does not know That there is work being done To synthesize Her and her Four stomach chambers' Yield Maximized through Generations of genetics Perhaps it is for the best But Where will she And her sisters Go Then? She stares at me She chews her cud She just says, "Moo!" She farts