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@bigeyes2012 in March 2021

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Happiness is when what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony.

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If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth! - coolfunnyquotes.com

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To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top. - coolfunnyquotes

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Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog. - coolfunnyquotes

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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?' - coolfunnyquotes

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I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. - coolfunnyquotes

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Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories. - coolfunnyquotes

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I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

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I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.

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A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.

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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

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Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

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Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X.

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Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.

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If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!

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If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.

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He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. If you got a laugh from this, check out these other math jokes.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

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Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics

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Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!!

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Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.

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I followed a diet but it didn't follow me back, so I unfollowed it. haha

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I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle. paslim pa more daw

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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Omg I have a boyfriend Lol #Noisecash #Earnwhileenjoying #randomjokes

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SEE YOU LATER, DREAMS I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later. #Noisecash #Earnwhileenjoying #randomjokes

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HOW AM I? Did you hear about the two psychiatrists who passed each other on a walk? One said to the other, "You're fine, How am I?" #Noisecash #Earnwhileenjoying #randomjokes

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On the floor #Noisecash #Earnwhileenjoying #randomjokes

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THE OTHER WORD FOR ASPIRIN My memory is getting so bad, I asked the pharmacist, "Do you have any Acetylsalicylic acid?" "You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist. "That's it! I can never remember that word." #Noisecash #Earnwhileenjoying #randomjokes

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SUGAR-FREE Q: What do you call someone who can't stick with a diet? A: A desserter. #Noisecash #Earnwhileenjoying #randomjokes

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stupid question LOL #Noisecash #Earnwhileenjoying #randomjokes

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fLOWER #Noisecash #Earnwhileenjoying #randomPICS

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GREEN GREEN GRASS OF HOME #Noisecash #Earnwhileenjoying #randomPICS

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smile to da max #throwback pic #Noisecash #Earnwhileenjoying #randompics

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sleep well baby Love #Noisecash #Earnwhileenjoying #randompics

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Quotes of the day #Noisecash #Earnwhileenjoying #randomquotes

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NOTE TO SELF #Noisecash #Earnwhileenjoying #randomquotes

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my little prince #Noisecash #Earnwhileenjoying #randompics

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a true relationship #Noisecash #Earnwhileenjoying #randomquotes

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red hair days #Noisecash #Earnwhileenjoying #randompics

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with my pretty cousin #Noisecash #Earnwhileenjoying #randompics

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nobody has a perfect life #Noisecash #Earnwhileenjoying #randomquotes

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of course I want my Bbukog to be my last and my forever #Noisecash #Earnwhileenjoying #randomquotes

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1st tattoo throwback pic #Noisecash #Earnwhileenjoying #randompics

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so Me #Noisecash #Earnwhileenjoying #randomquotes

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Throwback pic my 1st born "Zeyn Ashley" #Noisecash #Earnwhileenjoying #randompics

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what's wrong baby? well i just miss this cutiepie a throwback pic of my 1st born when she's still 2 years old

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I only have few circle of friends thank u for always being there for me through my ups and down

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slim days be like.i wish I have that courage to have that body back

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it's summer time let's have some beach time hot days

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i love you mama Thank u for taking care of me and also for taking care of my daughter Zeyn

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“The Best Way To Get Started Is To Quit Talking And Begin Doing.That's how we should deal oure life #randomquotes

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“You Learn More From Failure Than From Success. Don’t Let It Stop You. Failure Builds Character.”And experience makes me more stronger

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It’s Not Whether You Get Knocked Down, It’s Whether You Get Up #randomquotes

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Quote of the day If You Are Working On Something That You Really Care About, You Don’t Have To Be Pushed. The Vision Pulls You.

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People Who Are Crazy Enough To Think They Can Change The World, Are The Ones Who Do

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“We May Encounter Many Defeats But We Must Not Be Defeated.

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No one is perfect - that’s why pencils have erasers.That's why it's okay to make mistake as long as we learnt from it

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Winning Winning doesn’t always mean being first. Winning means you’re doing better than you’ve done before

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I am strong because I know that God is always there for me You’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think

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I am always a positive thinker Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you’ll start having positive results

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The only time you fail is when you fall down and stay down so we need to get up after falling down

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Winning is fun, but those moments that you can touch someone’s life in a very positive way are better

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Rainy ☔ afternoon everyone NO work no fast speed internet Bukid life