@bam94 7 May 2022 more from that month

Near dawn in a colony of Vampire bats, all are still hungry but one hangs there with blood on its face. They all pester and nag "well it's alright for some! why don't you share this great feeding place with the rest of us?!" only to get told "Really, you dob't wadt to gnow" which does nothing to calm them down so finally they are led off along the hedge and over the pastures to a big tree in the middle of a field, where usually there are cattle to feed from. Flying round and round the tree they are again getting angry as there are no cattle to be seen, but the bloody-nosed bat just says "You all thee dis tree dob't you, well I dibn't!".