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A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns. The guy says, "Wow, it really works."
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Ariel and Times New Roman walk into a bar. The Barman takes one look and says, "Sorry fella's, we don't serve your type in here"
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Tell someone that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.
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What do you get when you play a country song backwards? You get your dog back, your wife back, your house back, and you sober up