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World's best oxymoron: Windows Operating System NB: yes, I am a Mac user :)
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@bam94 in July 2021
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A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. "Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said. "It's okay, Dad" the boy said. "The police car right behind us did the same thing."
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i went to the doctors the other day and [whilst raising my hand in the air i say "doctor it hurts when i do this" the doctor replies "Well dont do it then"
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It’s interesting to follow how the Salvador situation unfolds. The public seems uneasy with the Bitcoin move. Despite the supposedly successful Zonte experiment. My main question is ; why Bitcoin among the gazillions of cryptos out there. Technically I think it is not a wise choice. #Cryptocurrency
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Read an interesting article on Chinas. BItcoin banning. they argue that simply China could no longer afford this activity because they are facing severe electricity shortcomings. A situation supposed to worsen further. I think that makes quite some sense. #Cryptocurrency
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Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History were marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asked the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?" The guard replied, "They are 3 million, four years, and six months old." "That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?" The guard answered, "Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years…
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I find that one quite profound, lol :) Did you hear what happened to the hyena who swallowed an Oxo cube? He became a laughing stock ...
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Trying to keep on track which crypto activities are most profitable for me right now. I was surprised - after looking and analyzing my data - that using Coinapp to geo-mine XYO is amongst my most profitable activites. Next to it comes running a theta node, then using Honeygain. What are your tips for gaining cryptos, tokens, etc.? #CryptoMining
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I should try not conceal this one from my wife, or I'll get into trouble.. My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met...
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A guy walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac and said to the bartender, "Give me one , and one more for the road."
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There was three tomatoes walking down a street. The daddy tomato and the mammy tomato were way ahead of the baby tomato. The daddy tomato got so annoyed at the baby tomato for being so slow that he turned around real quickly and smacked his hands together and roared "KETCHUP" !!!!
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What do you call a mushroom who buys you lots of drinks? A fungi to be with!
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A square and a circle walk into a bar. The square says to the circle, "Your round!"
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Trying to set up an NKN node for NKN mining through sharing my internet connection. So far it was quite a pain to get things installed and sort of running. Now the chain is syncing, and the daemon quits every now and then. Anybody got that running? I wonder whether it is profitable or whether I am gaining all this experience for nothing.. Ah, there's just too many option for mining, running a node etc. to keep up. But this NKN one looked interesting. Will keep you posted if…
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Q: What do you tell a mathematician on a Saturday night ? A: Don't drink and derive.
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Nexo now has a referral program, where you can get $10 USB in bitcoin for signing up. I still use their site heavily because you get high APR even for fiat deposit, and they have good insurance. Try it out if you wish with this referral link: https://twitter.com/Salazar26617306/status/1415378523200622599 #Nexo
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Old lady knocks down a cat as she drives along the main street. A police man comes along as she drives off. He calls" hey you can't leave that lying there." She calls back: "thats not a lion it's a cat!".
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Update on NKN mining: after a night of struggle, I got it to work! Now I need to be patient and see whether it is anywhere profitable, but at least my node is up, running and mining, The trick was to download the chain because syncing all was too slow, and to let the automatic script do its magic. #CryptoMining
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Finally received my Galiot hotspot (a Synchrobit model). Setup was fast and smooth like a charm. Earned already almost 1 HNT since yesterday. I'm excited to see how that goes. By the way, anyone knows what the LED light signifies? #Helium
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If you have used Shape-shift in the past, you should check whether your ETH address is eligible for their airdrop. i just got twice 250 FOX tokens, which is almost 250 USD! That was a very nice surprise for today. Make sure you check it out!
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An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are on a train in Scotland. The engineer looks out the window and sees a black sheep. He comments, "Look, they have black sheep in Scotland". Then physicist looks and comments, "From this observation, we can only say there is at least one black sheep in Scotland." The mathematician then looks and comments, "Actually, from this we can only say there is at least one sheep in Scotland that's black on one side."
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A proton, neutron, and electron walk into a bar. The proton orders a drink, and asks how much it costs. The bartender says, "five dollars." Next, the electron orders a drink and asks how much it costs. Again the bartender says, "five dollars." Finally the neutron orders a drink and asks how much it costs. The bartender says, "for you, there is no charge."
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An update on presearch node profitability. It is great (except for the PRE token price falling, but that's another issue). I started the node on 10.6.21 with an initial 1000 PRE stake and gained almost 126 PRE, which would make a whopping 131% APR! What is unclear to me is whether this is proportional to the initial stake, or a fixed amount I earn based on my node activity. #Presearch
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What happenend to the car mechanic that fell asleep dreaming about cars? He woke up exhausted.
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A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. 'Do you know you were driving 30 mph over the limit?' asks the policeman. 'Eh, actuallly no, officer, it's a big car and it just sort of coasts along. . .you know. . .' 'And what were you planning on doing if you met Mr Fog?' demands the policeman. 'Well,' says the businessman, thinking it best to play along, 'I suppose I'd ease off on Mr accelerator, and switch on Mr…
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What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
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This looks like a cool $45 USD airdopt by upcoming new DEX Bremit.io, have a look, it only takes a few seconds: https://twitter.com/Salazar26617306/status/1416188279817449472 #Airdrops
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A mechanic, an engineer and a computer scientist are travelling together in a car, when the motor suddenly fails. The mechanic and engineer each try various techniques to restart the car... "Pump the accelerator a couple of times", says the mechanic. "No," replies the engineer, "turn the ignition key without touching the pedal..." The car refuses to start. After the failure of several more attempts, the computer scientist confidently announced his solution. "Let's all get…
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That's one to ponder upon: What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Finding half a maggot in your apple.
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Twisted minds.. maybe a scientist? :) A man is driving down the road when he gets pulled over by a copper. The copper draws a circle on the floor and asks the man to stand in it. While the man stands in the circle, the copper gets out a hammer and smashes the cars headlights. The copper turns around and sees the man laughing! So the copper goes and smahes each of the cars windows. The copper turns around again and sees the man laughing even harder! The frustrated copper then…
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Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and quivers? A: A nervous wreck.
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Ok, as promised an update on HoneyGain.. first payout received as 0,006 BTC after 105 days. This comprises thee 5 USD welcome bonus, so just from sharing the connection (eg removing the bonus) that means roughly 4.34 USD per month with a payout every 4,6 months. #HoneyGain