@Xzeon 10 December 2020 edited

Husband and wife There was once a husband and a wife Who took their vows to be together for life They never quarrel But sticking notes on their refrigerator and battling with their silent words.

H: They said love is like a river A shelter from the storm      Why they never told me love is like a storm       It will drown you in the river? W: I thought marriage is like heaven        I assumed love feels like paradise       I never thought you will be my ticket      To enter early in hell and be my nightmare. H: I am alone, I had no worries      I think only of myself, I get rid of stress      I live peacefully      Maybe that's why God sent you to me. W: I thought I would marry a man       a tall gorgeous one       when the deities passed and poured the gift        did you ever catch one?       H: I didn't think I would marry      I think a sorcerer had a curse on me      Where were you when the fairy      Had passed and sprayed beauty. W: A fortune teller once told me       A charming man I would wed       I didn't think she was blind       or is she having a broken crystal ball? H: Fi fie foo fum I smell the odour of a smelly man       Is he a butcher or a garbage man       He makes my nose twinge       I wanted to sneeze! W: Ding dong bell, kitty in the well        who pushed her in, little Johny Flinn        Who will be the next        It would be you, my dear... **~~>Xzeon<~~**