@Walaceford 5 May 2020

The husband and wife.

Husband : I lost my wife. She went shopping and hasn't come back. **Inspector**: What is her height? **Husband** : I never checked **Inspector** : Slim or robust? **Husband** : Not slim, may be robust. **Inspector** : Colour of her eyes? **Husband** : Never noticed **Inspector** : Color of hair? **Husband**: Changes according toseason. **Inspector** : What was she wearing? **Husband**: Not sure if it was a dress or suit. **Inspector**: Was she driving? **Husband** : Yes. **Inspector** : Colour of car? **Husband** : Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine 333 horse power, teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door... and...and...(starts sobbing) Inspector: Don't worry sir, we willfind your car..