@Usmansh
So my wife didn't knead the flour as per she forgot to knead. So I am here at the tandoor shop and waiting for my turn to take some naan (bread) with me.
@Usmansh
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A few months ago a hot chick followed me on Twitter. She belonged to the crypto community. She then started dm me, I got surprised. I started the conversation, and she asked about my whereabouts and what I do. And then she instantly asked for my telegram ID and I immediately realized she needs me as a referral. I didn't respond to that. the next day I saw her profile completely change to a new name and new pictures were updated. 😂 So it was some guy who is trying to trap people by using some random pics of some hot girl. 😂
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I have turned on my hotspot for my mom because she wanted to video chat with her sister. Now she is talking for more than an hour and my data is getting consumed like fire. I can't turn it off because it will piss her off and I can't stop her. I have tried to convey a message through hand gestures to stop her but she is so busy with useless gossip and she does not bother. 😂 I hope she stops soon. 😂
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I don't know why toddlers are so obsessed with water. My son keeps making his clothes completely wet with tap water. My wife changes his clothes every time but he does not stop it. So it is irritating my wife quite a lot. 😂
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I don't know why I am being so impatient. I have torn my 2nd piggy bank to check how much money I have saved. 2nd baby is on the way and I am trying to save money for the procedure and sacrifice after the birth in sha Allah. I hope everything goes well by the grace of Allah.
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Whenever I take my son to the barber shop for hair trimming. He starts crying when barber starts trimming but when he realizes the barber is not a doctor and he is not using an injection. He gets excited. 😂 Doctors have scared every toddler. 😂
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Haha almost everyone was using it the wrong way. 😂 Our family thought this hole is for hanging it on the wall. 😂
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My son tries to help his mom by doing house chores. But he makes a mess of everything instead. 😂 I am sure he won't help once he matures. 😂
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I hate when my mom is talking to relatives on the phone and she asks me to talk to them too. I mean what would say to them as I have nothing to tell them. 😂 Does your parents do such annoying things too? 😂
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Looks like this platform has got slow as I don't see people communicating with each other here. Before we used to see long conversations in the reply section but now everything has got slow. Maybe people have stopped interacting with each other.
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Ah, time flies. If you are born and raised in 90s, I am sure you must have seen this switchboard.
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Learn something new. I thought I would share it with you guys so maybe I can also add some info to your knowledge. 😂 I learned that male mantis wrestle with female mantis if it wants to mate. If the male mantis pinned the female mantis he has sex but if it lost the wrestling, the female mantis eats his head. 😂 Getting sex is tougher for male mantis. I mean they had to put their lives at stake. 😂
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Finally, we are done with the barbecue. Unfortunately, I couldn't take any pictures when the bbq was on the grill because I was eating it. So I thought I should focus on eating instead of taking picture. 😂
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Finally, we have decided to make some barbeque tonight in sha Allah. We have marinated the meat and we will be making some delicious barbeque in sha Allah. I wish you guys could join me tonight. 😂
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So inflation is affecting your countries too? It has affected our country in the worst way. Petrol has crossed almost a hundred rupees in months which has made everything expensive over here. From basic food to medicines, everything has gone expensive. Life is becoming tough for even job holders whose source of income is only their salaries. I imagine how tough it would be to survive for the unemployed.
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This usually happens when my son is watching cartoons on his smartphone. Some icons get disappeared and he takes different screenshots unknowingly. He keeps on tapping on the screen and something happens as a result. 😂
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What's happening to the crypto market? Some people say the market will pump in august but I am so heartbroken right now that I feel like it won't pump anymore. Maybe I haven't seen a huge dump like this before that's why.
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Ah, lucky guy. He watches cartoons and plays all the time. I love this carefree life and I wish I could become a child again. Free from all the tension and anxiety. Though my son gives me anxiety when he consumes all the data by watching cartoons.
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Good Morning So how is this platform tipping you guys these days. I don't know because my Free tips stopped for ages. How many free tips do you guys receive daily?
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I have eaten so much meat today that's why I am feeling so sleepy right now. My wife is making my son sleep so I will sleep right after he falls asleep. Otherwise, he won't let me sleep.
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I hate waiting for my turn in the barber shop. I am waiting right and I hate every second of my wait. I hope I would get done with it soon. I would have never trimmed my hair and beard if it didn't look bad. 😂
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The weather is clear and pleasant now. Rain has stopped and made the weather bearable for a while. Thankfully, it rained yesterday, and we completed the animal sacrifice in pleasant weather. Otherwise, it would have become very tough for us to sacrifice in hot condition.
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I took my son and wife to their parent's home. Unfortunately, the streets were almost drowned in the water because it rained for almost all night which resulted in floods in their area. Luckily flood was only limited to the streets and it didn't enter houses otherwise it would have been a complete disaster. I parked my bike away from the flood and had to take my family on foot.
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I went to my uncle's home for an Eid greeting. My little cousin was making some barbeque. So I took the opportunity and eat some of those barbecues. I am thinking of making some barbeque tomorrow in Sha Allah.
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I visited a relative family and I took my son along. He took these two toys by force, I tried to take these from him and give them back to them but he started crying. So I thought it would be better to take them from him at home and return them. He is playing with them now. I am thinking of buying these for him.
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Time to grind some meat and make qeema for a kebab. The first thing my family does is divide all the meat and bones into three equal parts. Take one part for ourselves, 2nd part gets donated to the needy and poor people. Third-party gets distributed among the relatives. And this is the right way according to our religion.
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Eid Mubarak from my son. Alhamdulilah, we are done with the sacrifice. I have taken pictures of meat but can't share them here as some viewers may find those pictures disturbing.
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Eid Mubarak everyone. We are sacrificing this cattle this Eid in sha Allah.
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So I used to post my son's photos regularly here but then I stopped posting updates here. I am posting my son's photo again after a long time. He is about to become 3 years old in the next two months in sha Allah. He is getting cuter day by day. He has started talking in his funny cute language, though my wife understands his language most of the time. And the good news is, another baby is on the way in sha Allah. As we are expecting another baby in two months in sha Allah. ❤
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So tomorrow is our Eid. I am seeing cattle dung on the streets which usually we don't see on normal days.