A man caught a thief at night in his kitchen, Just when he was about to raise an alarm, the thief said calmly, "Do you remember what I said in the scriptures?, That behold, "I will come like a thief in the night"... "I have come again, Blessed are you among men, that you have stayed awake as I told you." Then the man looked at the thief, smiled and replied, "my lord, you have fallen into the hands of Pontius Pilate again!" I will nail u tonight !! The thief fainted.* 🤣