I stopped throwing so much blame on the government when I realized friends will rather buy you drinks than recommend you for a job. All that hangout is not friendship, It is oppression. Friendship don't buy you fish, it takes you to the river and hand you a net and hook. How many of your friends have you ever given net?
@Timmycole in April 2021
Sometime back, I booked an appointment with a girl, we were to meet up at an eatery.(safara minna) This was a time for us to finally meet and bond after months of chatting but she came with a lousy friend. I was so pissed, that after paying for their meal, I faked a phone call and left them there eating like prisoners. She called and called after noticing my absence I did not take her call, didn't reply her chats, I just silently unfriended her from all social media…
One day, you will forget to clear your chat and he/she will catch you.
Don't say money changed them,You didn't reply their messages when they were poor.
Before you cheat on your Woman, imagine her moaning for another Man. How does that feel? Then continue...🥱☺️😎
April Babies, drop your dates on the comment section. Happy Birthday in advance to you All👇
Look at the bus. Look at the road. Now look at the child. Please whenever you park, DO NOT park on the pavement. Think of those in wheelchair. Think of those who are disabled. Give them enough space to pass. It is very unsafe if they have to walk on the main road to pass.
RIP to the opportunities we missed because of shyness & low self esteem😥😥
People that snore should wait for those that don't snore to wake up before they start sleeping.🤔
Your entire life consists of: Education for 12 years, College for 4 years, working until you die.
I hope people are no longer making the mistake of taking another course at the university because the one they applied for is not available. Many end up wasting years of their lives getting a university degree that may not help them outside. It's 2021, skills over degrees.
Ladies try to hustle, So when you feel like eating pizza or sharwama, You will open your hand bag not your legs.
To those that never enjoyed their father😢 May God Bless You All With Caring Husband And A Loving Father To Your Kids🙏🙏
Easy with your pride No one is eating grass.
Some men can lay next to their wives for 40yrs and none of his 5 children is his own.... That is life 🤔
You can lay next to a man everynight and not be the woman he want.... That's life🤔
In the book of lies chapter 2 verse 1, I wish I had met u before i married my wife Someone should read Verse 2 pls.. 📖
When a poor man says he is humble, he is telling the truth. The truth is this: Poverty humbles you.✅
If he doesn't have a car, but he has a promising future, date him; if he has a car, but his destiny is tied to the car, run, gal.
If your pastor is guarded by heavily armed men, can you be guarded by only the blood of Jesus? Happy Easter, World People!
If she likes to eat, and she's a "new arrival," our first date will be at a Chinese buffet: she can eat her 3-square meals there.
Yes, when you're by yourself, it's your body odor; when you step into a public arena without using deodorant, you threaten us all.
During this lockdown, if you've not added some weight, react to this post. I do not expect this post to garner a single "like." All liars shall perish.🤣🤣🤣🤣
CHINA IS BECOMING A MALEVOLENT POWER! "With Swarms of Ships, Beijing Tightens Its Grip on South China Sea After building artificial islands, China is using large fleets of ostensibly civilian boats to press other countries’ vessels out of disputed waters."
"6 Takeaways From the First Week of the Derek Chauvin Trial: Lawyers outlined their opposing strategies. Witnesses revealed a sense of shared trauma. The fateful arrest was replayed from every angle. The pivotal issue of drug use is directly addressed. At the scene, there were no signs of life. A tactic that was called ‘deadly force.’"
If your boss has two kids, and you have five kids, your boss will always accept your advice on how to expand the company. Do you understand this zinger?🤣🤣
That bizarre moment when you pick up your car from the garage and you realize that the breaks are still not working, but they made your horn louder.
I had a dream where an evil queen forced me to eat a gigantic marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Dentist: "You need a crown." - Patient: "Finally someone who understands me"
A guest is ordering at a restaurant, “Do you think you could bring me what that gentleman over there is having?” - The waiter looks at him sternly, “No sir, I’m very sure he intends to eat it 😂
Husband looks at his wife in surprise, "Wow darling, you look all different and nice today! Is that a new hairdo?" - The wife hisses from behind him, "I’m over here, Arnold!"
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off a man within 15 minutes. - Unfortunately, I also lost my job at the local swimming pool.
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date
When you put a bed in your bedroom – you have less bedroom.
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, apparently 9 out of 10 people there suffered from diarrhea. I can’t stop thinking about that tenth person who apparently enjoyed it. #Memes
Darling, I think the new dryer is shrinking my clothes.” “No, sweetie, that was the fridge.” #Memes
Daddy, what is an alcoholic?” - “Do you see those 4 trees, son? An alcoholic would see 8 trees.” - “Um, Dad – there are only 2 trees.” #Memes
At an interview: “So you’d be starting off at 20 000, but later on it can go up to 40 000.” “Excellent, I’ll start later on.” #Memes
Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye. - Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking 😂 #Memes
To be stung by a mosquito is not very pleasant. But the thought that an insect with just 10 brain cells could mess up your entire night is something quite different.
Important note from a car manual: Backing rapidly at a tree significantly reduces your trunk space.
That moment when you’re trying to fish out a piece of meat from between your teeth and end up looking like you’re having facial spasms.
The phrase “We can still be friends” is like saying “Yeah, the dog died – but you can have it stuffed!
When somebody makes you really angry, count to three. When you get to two, punch them in the face. They won’t be expecting that.
I’ve had enough of your constant demands. It's too much for me. I can't stand it anymore, it hurts!” - Fitness coach, “Come on man. It was just one push up.”
That moment when you want to be really cool in the cinema and start flipping popcorn into the air to catch it with your open mouth, but instead you get it in your open eye and the rest of the movie is just blurry.
Give me a fish and imma eat,teach me how to fish and we gone eat .
I know everything is not money✔ I don't want everything😢 I just want money
If I tell you that "I'm on my way" Just know that I meant "on my way to the bathroom" 😹🚶🏻♀
Sometimes I feel bad for not calling or checking up on people, but then I realize the phone works both ways and there ain’t nobody checking up on me.
love a person who tries their best to understand you
It’s so nice when toxic people stop Talking to you. it’s like the trash took itself out.
I just want to see everyone winning this year. So if you're reading this, I'm rooting for you
Nobody piss you off like the person you love. I swear they hit a different kind of nerve🥺
If you're single rn, you gonna be single forever. Everyone got who they want. Nobody want you
I could like you and still not contact you. I don't like bothering people 😒
One day you will fall in love. No complications. No drama. Just pure love.
Only God knows the way I'm avoiding any "talking stage" in my life rn. I have no more strength in me, if I tell somebody abh myself one more time I will faint😩😹😹
A person who always tells the truth has no friends.Be ready to stand alone,as long as You're on the right path.
There are some people you should never ask anything from, no matter how desperate you are. 🙅🏽♀️
A time will come in your life when some people will Regret why they treated you wrong, Trust me It will definitely come.
Reducing friends and living a private life has got nothing to do with pride.It's just a solution to avoid rubbish.
When you stay bitter it doesn't hurt the other person, it hurts you! Let it all go
Are you aware that there are friends in your life who hate you secretly but always laugh with you?
A poor man's greeting would always be mistaken for begging!!!
You might die single if you are afraid of disturbing someone’s relationship. Find the unstable one and squeeze yourself in 👀
That empty space in your bed is better than having a wrong person next to you.
Sometimes GROWTH Requires New COMPANY, New LOCATIONS & New MINDSETS!💛
Bitcoin Cash BCH Current Price: $664.89 1 Hour: -0.28% | 24 Hours: 3.84% | 7 Days: 14.61% #bch #bitcoin cash
My house is just 50 bucks bike away from hell fire🙄 This heat is too much
Dating someone who understands your home situation, your life, your flaw and still love you😘 is the biggest blessing one could ever ask for in life😊✍🏻❤
Sometimes you must go fetch your soulmate in their relationship 😹😗
I was busy laughing with my crush🤗 When my nose decided to blow a🎈 balloon😩😂💔
I'm going through a lot guys, if you see me with your partner give me some space😩🤧
When you have a good heart 🤗❤️❤️ You help too much✊ You trust too much👯🤝 You give too much🕛🕖 You love too much😍💗🤗 And it always seem like you're the one that gets hurt the most😢😒🤦
if you can't reach me Vai my phone number📲 Try my account number that one's😌 always available😌🤗
FACTS ABOUT MEN. 1. Men don't share everything about them with just anyone. So if they share it with you, it means you are special. Men naturally keep things to themselves. That's why we do think men don't get hurt or feel sad. In the real sense, they do. 2. Not all men are with you because of your body, some want to love and care for you. Some men want friendship alone but most ladies start thinking they are interested in them. 3. Men tend to understand things better unlike…
5 things to keep quiet about •Your Big Plan •Your Love Life •Your Income •Your Next Move •Your Family issues
Sometimes i am single🤷 Sometimes i am engaged💍 Sometimes i am married 👰 Even sometimes i am divorced 😂😢 It all depends on who is asking me 😏😌
if you can't reach me Via my phone number📲 Try my account number that one's😌 always available😌🤗
I still don't understand how jobless people get money to buy iPhone 11 and 12🤔
Tell me how you genuinely feel about me.🦋🙂
In his capacity as your boyfriend, he beats you. In his capacity as your husband, he will kill you. It is that simple.
You are asking angels/God to LOCATE you, but here is the problem: On FB, your location is: the United States of America. On Twitter, your location is: London. On Instagram, your location is: Germany. And, finally, on UBER, because you cannot lie, your location is: Nigeria. If angels are showering blessings, brethren, where exactly should they find you (do you see why your "village people" are winning)?🤣🤣🤣🤣🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️
It's a BIG LIE that you won't STRUGGLE to make money. Just pray that you don't SUFFER to make money. There's no easy way out.
"Teach your children early what you learned late."
Keep doing your best everyday and if nobody is proud of you Be proud of yourself.🙂
Respect yourself enough to walk away from everything that violates your value!
You can never understand someone's pain until you're the one who feels it.😭
Stop dating broke minded girls who think everything should be paid by a man
Fact about true girlfriends 1:They are very jealous. If you're dating then ,don't even flirt with another girl(it hurts😔😔😔) 2:They act like they are very matured on the first outing. But once they are free with you,believe me, they will give you headache( they do so because they trust you now) 3:They don't need your money. Your sincerity to them matters a lot ( that does not mean you won't buy things for them) 4:They get angry for every little reason. They just want to hear…
Babe can you check who messaged me" This level of loyalty is not for everyone
Things a girl want but won't ask for 1. Touch her waist 🤒 2. Share secrets with her 🤕 3. Give her ur jacket🥶 4. Hug her 😋 5. Laugh with her 😱 6. Invite her somewhere 🥵 7. Hangout with her and her friends 😮 8. Take pictures with her 🤯 9. Pull her onto ur lap😥 10. Kiss her unexpectedly 😞 11. Hug her from behind around her waist 🥵 12. Tell her she's beautiful 🩸 13. Tell her the way u feel about her💔 Must we tell u everything... mitcheew 😏😏😏🗡️😞💔
We ignore those who adore us🥺, adore those who ignore us🥺, hurt those who love us🥺 and love those who hurt us🥺 🤦🏾♂️😩
The loneliest people are the kindest. The saddest people smile the brightest. The most damaged people are the wisest.🌱🦋
Stop worrying about how it will work out- God has YOU!
If you leave your relationship due to cheating, then you have no business with marriage🙄
Avoid whoever is avoiding you. Friendship is by choice not by force.
If the cost of being successful is to be disliked, pay it. Being liked is overrated.
I realized many people will call u friend but it comes with an expiry date, Especially when the juice they suck out of u drains.
Don't mess up a good thing by digging too much, We all have a history. If you want to be in someone's life, work on being their future.❤️
Pregnancy looks so scary to me as a man.👌
This thing of waking up everyday and not being rich is starting to irritate me.👣
I have friends who do better than me and I have got friends who look up to me, I have starved around my friends with money and never asked for a single handout. When I see people succeed,It gets met motivated. No hate in my blood. Hate is for the weak.
To be honest, It's until a man is financially stable that he's truly happy👌
Sometimes, people want to help you , but your Attitude makes them not to.
Ohh Allah grant him his heart desires that will benefit him here in dunya and akhira 🙏🙏🙏
"Happiness doesn't depend on events... Happiness is a mindset, not an outcome... "The path to happiness is to be happy... Don't make your happiness dependent on certain events."
If you break up with a girl, & you're slandering her in the community (you did this & that), you've not made it in life: grow up.
Dear death.. The grave is full of people with unfinished dreams😔 May we not die before our time🙏🙏
The more expensive or thoughtful the gift you give a girl, the greater the risk that she will subconsciously begin to think she is too good for you. Always give what you can afford to lose. Never break the bank for a woman.
You're not poor at your age bro. Na fraud spoil everything, Appreciate your current financial status. You dey try... How will you be thinking of suicide at 25, Thinking you have failed in life. How???
I like the way relationship ends nowadays no insults, no crying just stop communication and life goes on.
Don't let people who slay with their parents money put you under pressure.
Accept both compliments and criticism. It takes both sun and rain for a flower to grow.
That doesn't concern me, I'm in trouble right now. I got drunk yesterday and told my landlord to increase my rent.🚶