Love you story

What did I get by getting married? -I got the first wife by getting married! -Even after having a mobile in his pocket, when not a single call comes in all day, he makes a call 'Where are you now? Got people to talk to! Then think of yourself as very important ‘public’. - Got a cooker / safe / panchak / cook. Got a washing machine. If the Punjabi is dirty, the machine runs auto! - Got an auto tape recorder, sometimes the 'keyboard' starts playing without pressing! Sometimes the pair stops saying 'stop', sometimes the word changes and 'rain' starts! If you ever show 'high five', the auto stops. This weird recorder! -After five-seven days a week, I have got a 'caretaker' to hand over the market list with utmost care! - I got a 'doorman' threatening to ban me from entering my house after 11:30 pm! - Got a little 'alarm clock'! -I have received in-laws, in-laws, in-laws as relatives. I found some people completely unfamiliar as close relatives. - By the grace of God, I have had a child. When he says Baba and sits on his lap or hugs his neck, the flowers in the garden are calmer than the gardener's feelings! - I have lost something in the midst of so many gains! First, lost virginity! (Although there is no medical report) 6 -Then, I lost the exclusive right of wallet and remote. Sometimes the mobile is also evicted! The latest Alhamdulillah! Happily- sadly got a talking partner!