@Scarred4Lyfe 8 April 2024

The Princess and the Pee (A Short Story) One morning the Princess of the Little People awoke before anyone else and decided she was thirsty. With everyone else still asleep, she arose from her bed and went to the kitchen - and there, in the refrigerator door, she espied a bottle of apple cider. "Apple cider!" she exclaimed. "I love apple cider!" Taking the top from the bottle, she quickly drew a huge draught to quench her parched mouth - and just as quickly spat it out onto the floor. "Why, this juice has gone rancid!" she said. "Someone needs to throw it away." And so she made as to dispose of it. Suddenly, her uncle walked into the kitchen and said "What are you doing with my urine sample?" The End