The Unpredictable Weather and Some Questions

Our Saturday morning is a gloomy one. But actually I though we will have a Sunny day again today because when I look at thr sky this morning it is too clear that no one will ever thought that it will rain. It is too gloomy and too dark and thr bad news is Mama did her laundry coz she thought iinit today, lol. But look...

I'm not sure though if Mr. Sunny will show up later but we hope so. Seriously, this unpredictable weather is just crazy.

Look I took this at 5:59 AM but after almost 3 hours it change again. Really? Lol. Anyways because of the weather my mood change too. I am writing a story but then I drop it again so it is unfinish and I am still trying to finish it since Thursday. I will just save it again today and will continue it when I feel like writing it again hihihi.

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Okay back to the real thing, this is not my topic today. I am so bored that I want to write something funny. But even that is very mailap to me. A topic with a funny words that I can deliver to my article that you can read so that you can get a good laugh too while we're in this problematic world. But because I can't think of any, I decided that I will just answer these questions that I got HERE.

When you poop at home, do you drop your pants around your ankles or take them all the way off?

I just drop my pants just around my knees because my poop is like a tornado that will take you by surprise. No time to be ready. When I feel it, I will run to the c.r, drop my pants and gwahhhh, ughh, uhhh, woshoooo, hayhhhhhh. And this is what I'm already used. I just remember when I was a kid, I also do that. Because if I didn't do that I can't put my feet in the trono while pushing all the way the waste inside my body to the yeuduwkehe. By the way I am currently in the c.r while typing this. I just feel like sharing it to y'all. Gomen (◍•ᴗ•◍)

Have you ever tried to scream in your head?

Duhhh, a lot of times. Example is when I'm mad or something annoyed on the movie that I'm watching but I can't scream because screaming is too girly. Tell you want guys, I don't know how to scream using girls voice, you know yong umiirit? Ano ba sa english yan. I can't do that so I only do it inside my head. Another is when my crush notice me and I'm so kilig and I can't scream because it's not my thing so I will just do it in my head, lol. It's fun yeah.

If you were a fart, would you rather be the ‘loud and proud’ type or the ‘silent but deadly’ type?

Huh! Loud and Proud off course. I always want to show off so doing it loud and proud is what's best. And I don't want anyone to die with my fart. Although I can't be loud and proud in real life then I will just do it in my fart. Loud and proud yeah ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ.

If you were a chair, who would you like to sit on you?

Can I just be me and my crush will be the chair please ಥ_ಥ hahaha. Kidding aside, I'll go with anyone? My chair is very open to everyone especially those elders. Kunyare mabait akong nilalang, charrr lol. But those who really need a chair is the only one who's allowed to sit on me. While my crush can sit on my face.

if you were invisible for ten minutes starting right now, what would you do?

I will run to the nearest bank here in our place and get their ATM Machine.

If you were to die tomorrow, why not today?

Not today please because I still need to eat someone.

How many skeletons are in your closet?

A lot! And no one can ever know about it. I hide them well and it also has a self destruct thingy so when I die it also die.

What do think 10-year-old you would tell you now?

"Way to go Parot. You are doing very good in there. Continue being a poop."

There you have it. It's a fun day so we should laugh hard and enjoy the day. I don't want to squeeze my head right to write something. Let's do it easy and in fun way. Rawrrrr

Happy Saturday!!

August 20, 2022

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