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You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.

Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to.

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like… my next girlfriend.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) two.

Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan…

You look so sweet you’re givin’ me a toothache.

I'm not drunk; I'm just intoxicated by you.

Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess) ...Janice????

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see...

Was your father an alien? Because honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

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I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.

Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet.... you're name.

If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!

There is something wrong with my cell phone. (What’s wrong with it?) It doesn't have your number in it.

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

How much does a polar bear weigh? (I don’t know, how much?) Enough to break the ice... Hi, I’m...

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?

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