@Porwest 22 July 2021 more from that month

I am a man, not unlike any other man. I put my pants on one leg at a time. Unless I am hopping. Then I try to look cool and hop into my pants two legs at a time. But this often does not work out. When I try to hop two legs at a time into my pants I usually trip and fall on my ass. There is nothing cool about a man crumpled on the floor in his underwear with his pants on the ground and his face planted into the carpet groaning.